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Moby Claims He Wants 'Fatter, Weirder' Britney Spears
Moby Claims He Wants 'Fatter, Weirder' Britney Spears
According to Moby, Britney is the girl of his dreams .  He claims that the 'fatter' and 'weirder' she gets the more he wants her.  The problem is he exhibits the same bizarre 'why doesn't Britney weigh 115 pounds anymore' attitude that the rest of Hollywood and the dysfunctional entertainment industry have.  It's funny how a bald, mini man-mutant like Moby feels he has ...
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