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Do you believe Dita Von Teese? - HM
Slutty swimsuit photoshoot [video] - DSF
Madonna looks like one of those shrunken apple heads - BST
Danielle Lloyd naked in Loaded mag - UMC
More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson bikini pics - Y!
Jennifer Aniston buys two tanning beds - WB
Moose knuckle safari! - CR
Was Angelina Jolie forced into therapy? - PB
Sophia Loren looks fab - BS
Anne Hathaway gets grilled by Letterman - ...
S.S. Even More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Bikini Pictures
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... haircut, I mean?” Well, the answer’s pretty obvious — neither one of them does dick. Ka-ching!
More Sam and Lindsay in bikinis in Cabo:
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ready for Babies
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... have kids. To “share the wealth,” as it were. The only way that little Lohan, Jr. could be any luckier is if he found himself a ward of the state or camped out in Josef Fritzl’s basement. Congratulations to the happy mom-to-be!
In L.A. Thursday night:
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Courtney Love Had Gastric Bypass
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... the World: ‘Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I’ve had hypnosis… All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted’.
Well, I figured as much. You don’t get that hot without the aid of a doctor’s steady hand. Or at least the steady hand of an evil scientist with a sack of exhumed corpses and a carpet needle. Diet and exercise can go fuck themselves!
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Kim Kardashian: I Never Had Plastic Surgery
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... Christ’s blessings” or “In Jesus’ name” already taken? Any post Kim signs off on should really read “Urinarily yours.” Or something about black guys’ wieners and butt sex. It just adds an air of authenticity to the post. That’s why I’m signing off on this with a “Foxily yours, Abby.” The truth shall set you free!
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Faith Hill in a Bikini on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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... obselete, but I can still buy happiness!” See Hugh Hefner for details.
Without the 18 hours of Photo Shop three months ago — yikes:
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Bombed
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... or a remake about an anthropomorphic Volkswagen Beetle. It’s also the first time “Lindsay Lohan covered in white stuff” had nothing to do with an eightball or the stuff that comes out of penises. This is definitel one for the books, people!
She gets tagged around the 50 second mark.
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Lindsay and Samantha Get in a Fist Fight
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... however, involve fists). Lesbian fights require plenty of oil, tear-away bikinis and an innocent by-stander/prison guard who can later join in all the fun. Either get it right or don’t do it all.
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Lindsay Lohan Busted Drinking, Lesbianing by Cameras
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... at a nightclub in D.C. over the weekend. Security cameras don’t lie, sweetheart! That’s what the prosecution is always telling me, anyway.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend Hospitalized for ‘Exhaustion’
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... Blue Cross/Blue Shield has finally implemented some of my suggestions and starting offering coverage for “ugly.” Now, to the Bat Cave to get the ball rolling on “fat” and “old!” Away!
Leaving Crown Bar this weekend looking more in love than ever:
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S.S. Lindsay Lohan on Miami Beach
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... arm-wrestling a trucker down at the stretch of beach where the weightlifters in mesh tank tops hang out.
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Lindsay Lohan is Doing Great
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... sister Ali:
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