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Sharon Stone says earthquake was karma against China
Published 5/26/2008 by JayBird at Cele|bitchy
Sharon Stone continued her legacy of incredibly idiocy today. And it really is a legacy. The woman is constantly saying and doing such moronic, disgusting, terrible things that you think she can’t possibly top the last debacle… and then she does. Two weeks ago a massive earthquake hit the Chinese province of Sichuan. 88,000 people are dead or missing. 80% of the buildings have been destroyed. Several schools were leveled, trapping and killing thousands of schoolchildren. The entire thing has been nothing but devastating. So how does lovely Sharon Stone respond? By saying that the Chinese brought it ...

The Monday Message
Published 5/27/2008 by raincoaster at Ayyyy!
Alanis Morissette’s got a new gig: at Kinko’s (GoFugYourself) Free Speech wins one for Xenu! (AgentBedhead) Michelle Williams in Cannes (HollywoodOffender) Harry Potter actor slain protecting younger brother (CeleBitchy) Sharon Stone says China had it coming (WWTDD) RIP Sydney Pollack (Defamer) RIP Dick Martin, claimed by the Fickle Finger of Fate (Gawker) Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi renew their vows (DailyStab) Brangelina purchase $60 million Chateau Miraval (DListed) The Curse of ...

The May 27 Hot Link Orgy
Published 5/27/2008 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
The hottest orgy with slow motion fists to the face –Slow mo punches are amazingly compelling yet artistic (w/ video). [Tasty Booze] –As much as it pains me to say it, USC’s football players look a little roid-y. [Loser with Socks] –This tennis slut will be in need of much photoshopping when she’s in next month’s Playboy. [Busted Coverage] –Kids kind of suck at life (w/ video). [Banned in Hollywood] –Sharon Stone wants more dead Chinese people. [WWTDD] Filed under: ...

Sharon Stone, Representing For The Douche Awards
Published 5/27/2008 by Liz Lacy at Glitterati Gossip
Sharonstone Wow, this is really, really douchey. Sharon Stone has never been the brightest cookie in the drawer, but she's really achieved a whole new level of douchosity at this point. How, you ask? By blithely proclaiming that the huge earthquake in China is probably, you know, Karma. Because those ordinary Chinese citizens are definitely at fault for the policies of their government, and deserved to have their homes destroyed, and their families killed."I’m, you know, not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very ...

CHINA: SHARON STONE CAN'T BE A MERMAID
Published 6/4/2008 at FilmDrunk.com
You're looking at the teaser poster for Mermaid Island, a "$50 million dollar US-China production" that would've teamed Sharon Stone with the director of Catwoman.  I say "would've", because Stone was kicked off the film after her rant about how China's Earthquake was bad karma from being mean to the Tibetans.  It's a shame, because she'd apparently been preparing for the role by trying to grow a tale out of her vagina. "Mermaid Island" is set in the Ocean with four races, humans, mermaids, some beastie and mythical creatures, not always living ...