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Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry About the Size of Your Penis [Size Anxiety]
Gawker —
[image] Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre- Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of weird-looking weiner. What if it's too small? Grower not a shower, baby. This was the same strategy that got your kid's grandma halfway to the vice presidency. Sure, her resume was distressingly short, and her intellectual prowess a bit thin, but everyone said she was a quick study! It's all about potential. But, like really small? ...
Kristen Mouths Off About Relationship Rumors; Chris Martin Suing Star [Dirt Bag]
Jezebel —
... ] Levi Johnston 's Playgirl shoot might be at an ice rink, so he's worried about shrinkage. Allegedly. [ Page Six ] NBA star Rashad McCants says there was nothing real about his stint on former girlfriend Khloe Kardashian 's reality show. A staged incident? You don't say! [ ...
Levi Johnston Experiencing Penis-Size Crisis
The Frisky —
... is having some type of penis-related existential crisis prior to his upcoming nudie Playgirl pictorial. The New York Post reports that Levi is worried about the size of his pecker. “We hear that the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot.” What if he’s a grower, not a shower? What if when he takes it all off, he doesn’t measure up? The purported shoot location is, unsurprisingly, an ice rink (nice, er, puck?), and rumor has it Levi is worried the chill may cause some unflattering ...
Levi Johnston Worried About Playgirl Shoot?
Gabby Babble —
... Rumor has it that Levi Johnston is getting a bit worried about his upcoming nude photo shoot for Playgirl. According to Page Six, Sarah Palin’s grandchild’s baby daddy is concerned “about how his manhood may look during the shoot.” ...
The Morning Meme Friday, November 6, 2009
AfterElton.com - Because visibility matters —
... , so he always destroys the world in his movies. The he tells us his disaster flick 2012 has a [image] television followup in development with ABC called 2013 . And he doesn't see the conflict in those two statements. Levi Johnson 's father is expressing concern that his son is going to bring shame on the family. Not by knocking up Bristol Palin , famewhoring, or even posing naked. Daddy Johnson is expressing concern about the family jewels measuring up. Does everything have to be reimagined? Batman was a good idea. Then ...
