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flynetonline.com - 5/7/2008

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend = Dickhead

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Oh Natalie Portman, what are you thinking? Of all the dudes on Earth, you decide to date this guy. This fills me with hope but at the same time it fills me with great despair. Yesterday, we caught up with Natalie Portman's boyfriend Devendra Banhart, shopping at Fantasy Parties (a sex shop) in Greenwich village, NYC with a friend. Mr. Banhart spent two-hundred dollars on sex toys and then ...

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