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Moby’s Haters
Published 2/22/2008 by steph at Celebrity Mound
... a hated man when he was dating Natalie Portman a while back. “I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.” (source)

Groggy Britney Spears Asks You What Month It is [Gossip Roundup]
Published 2/22/2008 by Ryan Tate at Gawker
... trashed her room over two weeks, leaving "the floor strewn in champagne bottles and unwashed knickers." Maybe if she had checked in under the assumed name "I Live To Trash Hotel Rooms" they might have seen this coming. Probably not, though. [Showbiz Spy] Eminem to finally let the world in on his family dramas and emotional issues, in a book. [People] Moby thinks people hate him because Natalie Portman was his girlfriend this one time. Oh, Moby. [P6] ...

Moby dated Natalie Portman?! WTF?!
Published 2/22/2008 at The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
If I collapse in the middle of this post, it's because I'm so chock full of nerd rage I'm ready to start opening action figures thus lowering their collectible value. I'm seriously that pissed. It's kind of scary. Apparently Moby dated Natalie Portman a while back making him the target of my fellow geek's hatred. Page Six reports: "I guess in some people's eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I'm certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it's made me a ...

Moby Dated Natalie Portman?
Published 2/22/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
... nerd who was all up on their woman. Heh. “I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.” Source

Sugar Bits — Aaron Carter Arrested for Drug Possession
Published 2/22/2008 by PopSugar at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
... Moby revealed that the brief relationship he had with Natalie Portman made him the target of nerd hate. The musician, who admitted to being nerdy himself, said he understands why dating Luke Skywalker's mother made him an object of envy. Wait, Moby dated Natalie Portman?! — Page Six ...

Natalie Portman Dated Moby??
Published 2/22/2008 by Jebbica at Backseat Cuddler
This is an odd couple, Natalie Portman and Moby ?  It kind of makes sense when you think about it, though.  Moby’s awesome, Natalie’s awesome….Moby’s a genius, Natalie’s a Harvard grad…Natalie’s really hot, Moby’s really…um, Moby-y…. Page Six reports:“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not ...

Natalie Portman and Moby sitting in a tree…
Published 2/22/2008 by celebfan at Celebrity Rumors
... Page Six says, “I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”  ...

random thoughts on the passing scene, or something like that
Published 2/22/2008 by The Cajun Boy at Cajun Boy in the City
... down the street from moby. i'd see him around the neighborhood all the time. something about him just creeped me out a bit. now with that said, the fact that natalie dated moby didn't sully her in my eyes too much. after all, the term "dated" is rather broad. that could mean something as benign as they once went to the olive garden and caught a hugh grant flick afterwards. it certainly doesn't mean that they had sex, that's for sure. but then i read a quote from moby in today's ny post page six column and everything was changed with 6 simple words. "affair ...

Natalie Portman Has a Moby Fetish
Published 2/22/2008 by Cara Harrington at Gone Hollywood
... - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.” What exactly is nerd wrath? Are you ostracized from the secret pocket protector society or kicked out of the weekend mahjong tournament? Source: Nerd Target [Page Six] Share This ...