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ayyyy.com - 10/3/2008

Never leave a job half done

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There are hastily applied makeup jobs and then there’s the unfinished business of Catherine Zeta Jones’ lower face. Surely this must be the first time in history that a man has turned to his wife and thought ”Hmmm…maybe next time I should give her a bit more time to ...

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