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New Smurfs Movie Will Be Live Action. Be Afraid.
New Smurfs Movie Will Be Live Action. Be Afraid.
Is nothing from our childhoods sacred? The prospect of a movie based on the ancient and well-regarded cartoon The Smurfs was hardly something that had filled us with joy. It made hecklerspray let out a trademark sigh as we looked forward to another summer of movies single-handedly decimating the best years of our lives. But this week the news suddenly became plain ridiculous , when it ...
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New ‘Smurfs’ Movie Will Be Live Action?
Oh No They Didn't! — ... due care and attention is paid to the source material. But part-CGI, part-live action smacks of either pending incredible failure or the chance to terrify a whole new generation. Tiny blue computer-generated men (and a girl) hanging around with people? Or just, well, blue people? The thought is too much for fragile minds to take on board. But at least it cannot be as terrifying as this, no matter how tight the Papa Smurf costume may be. source

…OF THE DAY
Best Week Ever — ... SPEAKING OF CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES: The new Smurf's movie is going to be live action. Congratulations Verne Troyer! Your career lives to see another day. (HecklerSpray) ...

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