News | Exclusive: Brangelina Nanny Tells All

• McLovin

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  This cannot be serious.

  Posted 5/28/2008 [reply] [flag]

• Erin

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  And when Brad and Angelina aren't skinny-dipping at 2 a.m., they're finalizing plans for all of their children to be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth to twins in July.

  This sentence is hilarious -- it exemplifies Star's approach to narrative coherence and credibility.

  Posted 5/29/2008 [reply] [flag]

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brad & angelina's nanny tells all...
Published 5/28/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... magazine is featuring the brangie brunch aka brad pitt and angelina jolie and their soon to be family of six once the twins arrive in june (i'd love to see a reality show centering around brangelina but that will happen only when pigs fly) supposedly a nanny of theirs has come forward with some of the wackier but lovable details of the family including 'scandalous' items like 'skinny dipping at 2am' and 'chocolate & pizza for breakfast' - that totally sounds like the place to be - plus after seeing ...

Brangelina's Nanny: The Kids Rule The Roost!
Published 5/28/2008 at X17 Online
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids are always the picture of childhood innocence whenever we see them out - but behind closed doors, it's apparently a different scene altogether! The Star spoke to Brangie's nanny about the junior members of the famous family and came away painting a picture of kids running wild, with stories about the "pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart gun wars, and screaming contests" to which the kids have grown accustomed. The Star finds Angelina to blame for most of the chaos, saying she "doesn't believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she ...

Haven't We Heard This Before?
Published 5/28/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star: The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious! The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud! The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous! The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International! ...

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Nanny Tells All
Published 5/28/2008 by Taylor Blue at Backseat Cuddler
... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s nanny has finally broken her silence on what happens in the Jolie-Pitt household. First, I have to say that I have heard reports that Brangelina have never been seen with a nanny…so keep this in mind. Star magazine is reporting that their nanny has given an interview about what the Jolie-Pitt house is really like. And she is saying that throwing tantrums (in seven languages!), eating junk food-filled meals, obsessing over wild animals, pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart-gun wars and screaming contests are all part of a normal day.“Angelina ...

This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Is Lonely, Heidi Is Pre-Engaged, Star Is Missing [Weekly Tabloids]
Published 5/28/2008 by Dodai at Jezebel
... for her baby and realized it was important to "do the right thing." Madonna says, "I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against discussing it." Lastly: Is it offensive or just weird that a caption on "Hollywood's Tan Secrets" reads: "A deep tan makes Adrienne look exotic"? (Fig 3). Ms. Bailon, of Cheetah Girls fame, is Puerto Rican, born in New York. Grade: D, bonus points for Madonna quote, points deducted for fake Shiloh drama story [image] Star Absent from class. Info available online , but that's just not the same, is it? Fig. 1 [image] Fig. 2 [image] Fig. 3 [image] ...

Angelina’s nanny has loose lips
Published 5/28/2008 by The Blemish at The Blemish
... A soon to be former nanny for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt talked to Star Magazine about the super family’s hectic and sexy life. The anonymous caretaker says, “Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive. So her rule is to have few rules.” ...

Brangelina's Nanny Squawks About The Goings-On In France
Published 5/28/2008 by harvey at A Socialite's Life
... The inner workings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Kingdom of the Chosen People have been revealed! Apparently, the kids are running things, and Brad and Angie are skinny-dipping well into the night. What's wrong with that? ...

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Published 5/28/2008 at WOW Report
... • A nanny reveals to Star magazine the scandalous pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, the dart-gun wars, the midnight baths, the cacophony of different languages, and the general atmosphere of chaos in the Brad and Angelina household. ...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Blogger
Published 5/29/2008 by cityrag at cityrag
... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Blogger Pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart-gun wars, 2 a.m. skinny dipping, screaming contests, that sounds awesome! Please adopt us Angelina and Brad!... Brangelina Nanny Tells All Brangelina_family ...

Angelina Jolie is Cool, Young, and Hip
Published 5/30/2008 at Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine
The Pitt-Jolie household is one crazy place! According to Star magazine the kids eat what they want while six TV's run all day long. Then when the kids are (hopefully) sleeping Brad and Angie skinny dip after hours.The nanny has spilled the juicy details.... According to the source: " Angelina doesn't believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive . So her rule is to have few rules ." So that means chaotic meals (each child can have whatever they want to eat), nightmare bath hours (the bathroom's soaking by the time they finish), children ...