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News From The Future: McCain Wins Debate!
News From The Future: McCain Wins Debate!
The ad to your right appeared today on a Wall Street Journal website. You may not have known this, but the injuries John McCain sustained in 'Nam while being Tortured For America left him with a curious side-effect: the ability to jump back and forth in time, like a much older version of that ...
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McCain declares himself winner of debate that he won't attend because he has to figure shit out to save us from ourselves & heal blind babies and all
Cajun Boy in the City — DOH! (Thanks for the tip Bekka) The ad above ran on the Wall Street Journal's website...today!!! I think that Alex Blagg of Best Week Ever put it best... You may not have known this, but the injuries John McCain sustained in ‘Nam while being Tortured For America left him with a curious side-effect: the ability to jump back and forth in time, like a much older version of that guy from Quantum Leap. That’s really the only way I can explain his campaign paying to run ads declaring victory in a debate that hasn’t even occurred yet. In fact, ...

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