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Jessica Simpson: I pass gas a lot - but i guarantee it smells like roses.
Oh No They Didn't! — ... loves “Destiny” Springfield, and then performs a version of “Son of a Preacher Man” so devoid of soul, Dusty would disown it. Undeterred, she ended the show with her hit “Come On Over” (not the Shania one) and thanked her fans “for giving me another chance.” She’ll get plenty of chances. Jessica Simpson is the perfect celebrity for the TMZ age: Proof you can go so far doing so little. And doing it badly. In her own ditzy way, that’s what makes her so likable. http://www.nfreview.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1175371

Jessica Simpson is a Gassy Gal, Talks Too Much
F-Listed — ... roses.” That’s great and all, but I bet if I were to ask her if her fish taco smells like roses she’d say that was a private matter and call me a classless bitch.  Don’t want to answer such questions? Don’t dish out the unwanted dirt! Below, pics of her performing at multiple venues earlier this week. SplashNews, Source

Jessica Simpson says she's pregnant with an alien and farts a lot at a concert called a bizarre train wreck!
Geno's World — ... NFreview: It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going. Simpson, on the other hand, has jumped the rails from pop to country like she’s trying ...

Jessica Simpson Slammed
BricksAndStonesGossip.com — ... knows where it’s going,” John Law wrote in the Niagara Falls Review. Law said the singer — who is making the transition from pop to country with a new album (out September 9) — is “still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.” I do pass gas a lot,” Simpson told the crowd. “I guarantee it smells like roses.” Source

I Guarantee It Doesn't Smell Like Roses
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid — John Law is my favorite person of the day! He reviewed Jessica Simpson's performance at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario,Canada on Wednesday and he basically tore her a new one. Papa Joe , that's just a saying. Jessica doesn't actually have a new hole. You can break your boner now. John writes in the Niagara Falls Review that the big-tittied frog talked too fucking much and explained what every song meant to her stupid ass. John writes, " Simpson needs to explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about, and the endless banter kills any momentum. She’s still ...

Jessica Simpson should probably stop performing in public
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly — ... which must be frustrating. I mean, she's proven she's illiterate and joined the Klan. What more do these people want?! Anyway, here's the highlights of her Wednesday night concert at the Avalon Ballroom where Jessica gave long-winded intros to every song forcing The Niagara Falls Review to comment "It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.": On how her man must be ready for anything that comes out of her uterus: Before the new song “Man Enough,” she said her ...

Jessica Simpson ‘lost and desperate’ on stage, says critic
Cele|bitchy — ... Have Your Boots Been Under?” might also be dedicated to him. Nick may want to skip this tour. An audience of Jess-heads ate it up. Unlike her tour opener in Wisconsin, where she was booed opening for Sara Evans, this crowd was here only for her. And they paid $70 a ticket for the privilege. Armed with that confidence, Simpson opened up about God, divorce and, um, flatulence. “I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.” [NFReview.com via US Weekly] This girl is a complete idiot, but she’s made ...

Failure
Litely Salted — ... Frankly, it’s hard to take her serious when she declares how much she loves “Destiny” Springfield, and then performs a version of “Son of a Preacher Man” so devoid of soul, Dusty would disown it. (Source) ...

Jessica Simpson concert panned for talking when she shoulda-been singing
Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog — ... John Law reviewed Jessica Simpson’s performance at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario, Canada on Wednesday and he compared the performance to a train wreck, but with less direction. John writes in the Niagara Falls Review that Simpson couldn’t stop talking when she should have been singing. John writes, “Simpson needs to explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about, and the endless banter kills any momentum. She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear ...

Jessica Simpson is Gassy
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... Jessica Simpson really opened up at her concert at the Avalon Ballroom yesterday and let out a lot of hot air. Hot, stinky air. According to the Niagra Falls Review ...

Jessica Simpson Thinks Her Farts Smell Like Roses
The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop — ... The Niagara Falls Review reporter added:  “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck — at some point, a train knows where it’s going. . .  [Jessica] is still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.” ...