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Nicole Is Still Pissed About Joel And Lindsay, Even Though He Wouldn't Pork That With Benji's Giggle Stick
Nicole Is Still Pissed About Joel And Lindsay, Even Though He Wouldn't Pork That With Benji's Giggle Stick
Such. A. SLUTBAG! C'mon, Nicole. You know better. He loves you ... and Harlow. He wouldn't give that up for anything, especially something so banged up and infested. Maybe not, though. A new mother has major self-esteem issues: she just watched herself almost triple in size and now she's got all this extra skin. (It does spring back, by the way.) She's sure her babydaddy no longer finds ...
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Paris Hilton Wants Babies In A Year. Will She Store Them In The Closet With The Dead Chihuahuas?
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — Animal, mineral or vegetable?Wait a minute. You mean that thing can actually breed?!? No matter how hard she tries, Paris cannot be like Nicole. Once her trusty sidekick and drinking buddy, Nicole now lives the sweet life of stay-at-home mom. Despite Paris trying to derail their love with reports of Lindsay sweating Joel in a club, they seem to be sticking together. Nicole's happiness is just killing Paris, so she wants to start her own family ... just not this second. Paris told Heat Magazine that she wants to have a baby next year. ...

Is Nicole Richie Coming Apart At the Seams? It's All Lindsay's Fault
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — Does it look like I'm having fun?!?Well, not really, although that hitting on her Joel thing was devastating. For all anyone knows, it could be postpartum depression, or lingering effects from her substance abuse treatment. According to those mysterious inside sources, Nicole is on the brink of nervous breakdown and it might affect her and Joel's summer wedding plans. That would be a shame, as they do seem to be a happy couple and well-suited for each other. Joel does seem to have been a good influence on Nicole as well; he's been rock-solid in his ...

Nicole To Joel: Stay Away From That Olsen Troll!
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — I'll trip-trap on your bridge, bitchHmm ... There's an interesting dynamic going on here. Darkly cloaked inside sources have been saying that Joel is a clean-living, God-fearing Christian who won't marry Nicole until she accepts Jesus into her life and gets her shit together. And she has, at least to outside appearances. She's no longer a club fixture. She keeps her tits under cover and she's a good mommy to little Harlow. And what does Nicole get in return for the new leaf she has turned? Well, first Joel was caught hobnobbing with one who has hobbed more nobs ...

Enquiring Babies Want To Know: Are Nicole And Joel On ... Or Off?
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — Oh, grow up, already!It's so unfair. Harlow isn't a stupid baby - she comes from two very bright people. Why is it that people think that just because babies can't talk they don't understand? Harlow is putting her foot down. A strong-willed and independent young lady like her mother, she refuses to live in limbo. Are they staying in Glendale, which is nice and all, or are they finally going back to Grampy's big, shiny house where it's always like Chuck E. Cheese's? Mommy talks about it all the time, but Daddy usually changes her mind and they go in the other room and ...

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