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Your daily dose of Kim Kardashian's rotund rumpus delecti. (F-listed)
Nicole Richie allegedly kicks Joel Madden to the curb. Joel responds by kicking it to Mischa Barton. (Yeeeah!)
Elle MacPherson named the greatest model of all time. Janice Dickinson is somewhere guzzling Drano right now. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Swank was hospitalized to remove a "small benign growth". Her penis, right? (Celebitchy)
Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond bond. By ...
Selena Gomez Brings The Afternoon Links!
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- Victoria Beckham’s Fall Beauty Picks [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Britney’s being pushed too hard [Celebslam]
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- Nicole Richie Dumps Joel Madden [Yeeeah!]
- R. Kelly Does it For the Kids [Derek Hail]
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S.S. Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Butt
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... time my camp counselor showed me that you can do more with a paper towel tube than just make a pretend gun or a telescope. It turns out you can actually masturbate with it as long as you pack it full of soft cheese and coat the outside with Vaseline first. Yeah, I always hated summer camp. And Nicole Richie.
In West Hollywood:
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Posture is for Losers
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... is clearly not built to hold itself up by will alone. I am tired of you and I am tired as hell of your sad, unsupported breasts in my face. Invest in underclothes. Also, get a goddamn job.
Kisses,
Sarah
Captain Wardrobe Malfunction at the Dior Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2009 show in Paris:
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant Again
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... class, being a gigantic vagina isn’t enough to actually gestate a fetus. You really needs womb for that.
At the Art of Elysium’s 2nd Annual Black Tie Charity Gala:
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Mischa Barton Okay With Nudity
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... Melrose Place remake.
Getting naked for a movie seems to be the solution for distracting people from the fact that you can’t act. See! Look! Booooobies! You don’t notice that I have the personality of a zip code in Ohio! I’m not sure who exactly would want to see her skinny, soggy behind, anyways. Perhaps cottage cheese fetishists? You people make me sick.
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What a Dazzling Beauty
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... them with the blind, retarded grandson of Cousin It. Those shoes must have been made in a special needs art class by a kid with no arms. The lack of lightning is probably because of global warming, so that’s everyone’s fault. Recyle, people. It matters.
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