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Dane Cook's brother was caught stealing millions from the comedian? Dane Cook's brother, you are not funny.
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Joke-Stealing Dane Cook Victim of Money-Stealing Brother [Vicious Circles]
Gawker: defamer —
In a year where so much went wrong for Dane Cook—vagina-faced flops, dog poop lawsuits, and the public ire of Molly McAleer—at least the comedian could rely on his family. Or, maybe not! According to TMZ, Cook's brother was just busted for stealing millions from him in an egregious case of bro-on-brah crime: Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s — was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. ...
Dane Cook’s Manager Not a Stand-Up Guy
Evil Beet Gossip —
... Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian Dane Cook, was arrested today on larceny and forgery charges. In one incident, McCauley allegedly transferred $3 million from Cook’s account into his own. It goes to show you how stupid criminals can be. Did he really think Dane wouldn’t notice $3 million missing? ...
Dane Cook Ripped Off by His Own Brother
Celebuzz Latest Stories —
... and TMZ report that Cook's brother/manager, Darryl McCauley , was arrested by Massachusetts state police today after allegedly stealing millions from his brother/client. McCauley, a 43-year-old resident of Wilmington, Massachusetts, is scheduled to be charged with two counts of larceny over $250, forgery, and larceny by continuous scheme. He had handled Cook's business affairs from the early 1990s until this month. The arrest came after a two-week investigation by the Massachusetts Attorney General's office. According to investigators, McCauley took his famous sibling for ...
Dane Cook’s brother arrested for stealing millions from him
Cele|bitchy —
... has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian.
Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since the 90s — was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.
Authorities say in one case, Dane’s bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.
McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.
[From TMZ]
If only this were the first instance of something like this- but it isn’t. ...
Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight? [Dirt Bag]
Jezebel —
... ] Dane Cook's brother was arrested by Massachusetts State Police for allegedly stealing millions from his "comedian" brother. Ugh, Dane Cook is the worst, but it sucks when you can't even trust your family anymore. [ TMZ ] Robert Plant was honored by Queen Elizabeth on Wednesday. [ ...
Dane Cook's brother/manager arrested for stealing $3 mil from comic
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly —
While Dane Cook's been busy stealing other people's joke, his own brother has been stealing from him, according to TMZ:
Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.
Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.
While I'm convinced Dane Cook's movies are made for the intent purpose of interrogating terrorists, that's gotta suck finding out your ...
Dane Cook was robbed
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.
Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.
McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court. (Source) ...
I Hope It's Not Actually Possible To Die Laughing
Crabbie's Hollywood —
... Dane Cook should've heeded the example of every loser ever featured on Behind the Music and not allowed his brother Darryl McCauley to manage his financial affairs, cause Darryl done robbed Dane to the tune of several million dollars over many years before finally being arrested just yesterday. Yes, I know how sad it is that Dane Cook actually had millions of dollars for someone to steal. But that sadness is entirely balanced off, and actually exceeded in magnitude, by the joy I am now experiencing at the thought of Dane Cook being bilked by ...
Someone Shat on Dane's Coats.
GigPosters.com —
No Joke -- Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind - TMZ.com Talk about keeping it in the family -- sources tell TMZ Dane Cook's brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian. Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District ...
Dane Cook’s Brother Is Our New Hero
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? —
[image] Dane Cook sucks. Badly. His humor is lame, his jokes are stale, and it’s a poor reflection on an already poorly reflected society that people not only find him amusing, but that they somehow made him a fucking millionaire. Fortunately, he’s a little less rich now, because his brother, Darryl McCauley, just stole millions from him. Talk about keeping it in the family — sources tell TMZ Dane Cook’s brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian. Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook’s financial ...
Darryl McCauley Is Dane Cook’s Brother
Right Celebrity —
... Darryl McCauley was arrested on December 30, 2008, by the Massachusetts State Police. He was charged with three counts of larceny and forgery for allegedly stealing from his half-brother, Dane Cook, and Great Dane Enterprises. In one case it is alleged that McCauley forged a $3 million check and deposited it into his own account. He has pleaded ...
