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Old Man Saggy Ass
Old Man Saggy Ass . Noun. Refers to a woman who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with old, saggy-ass men. You know that belly-flop feeling you get in the pit of your stomach right before you unleash your morning Odwalla bar all over your keyboard? Yeah: That's what I'm feeling right now: Upchuck City. Gene Simmons has a sex tape. And I'm going to spew. You can actually watch the ...
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