ON THE SCENE - Adrian Grenier Pickup Lines: A Play in One Act

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Adrian Grenier is Smooth
Published 1/10/2008 by idontlikeyouinthatway.com at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com
Being on a big hit show like Entourage can guarantee you the only choicest cuts of vagina, so it's no wonder that Adrian Grenier has no problems getting the ladies. Radar reports: Scene: A crowded loft on Manhattan's Lower East Side. It is approximately 2:00 a.m...In walks Entourage star Adrian Grenier, the only famous face in an otherwise nondescript crowd of 20-somethings. Surveying the scene, his eye fixes upon a pretty brunette standing near a couch, on which a Radar reporter happens to be sitting... Adrian : Hi, what's your name? Brunette : [Giggling. It is obvious she knows who he is; she is flattered that he has approached her] Elizabeth. What's yours? Adrian : ...

Is Adrian Turning Into a Sleaze?
Published 1/10/2008 by PopSugar at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
In the past few months, Adrian Grenier has made a few decisions that we're not thrilled about, like working with Paris and spending Christmas with LL. Now we're hearing that he was acting like a total douche and tried to pick up a girl in NYC by telling her that he's a documentary filmmaker and wasted no time asking if he could take her home and "f*ck the sh*t out of her." This doesn't sound like the floppy-haired, eco-conscious Adrian we've come to know and love, so tell us — do you think Adrian is turning into a sleaze bag? Source ...

Some Afternoon Fun With Adrian Grenier Pick-Up Line Mad Libs [Defamer Word Games]
Published 1/10/2008 by Seth at Defamer
As one commenter pointed out, the unabridged transcript of Vinnie Chase's alleged attempt at picking up an anonymous brunette at a New York watering hole is available at Radar Online, where you can follow their lively political debate (she's a Bushy, yet that didn't scare him away), and find out for certain what those two words bleeped by the NY Post really were. Before you do, however, the impromptu fill-in-the-blanks match that broke out in our comments section has inspired us to escalate the proceedings to a full-fledged round of Adrian Grenier Mad Libs. Adrian: So how about we go home and I [verb] the ...

Adrian Grenier Has Been A Very Busy Guy. Lindsay Lohan, Random Hook-Ups And A Bitch Named Honey Bee
Published 1/11/2008 by Lisa Voglesonger at Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah
Don't make me bite youHoney Bee may just be a poor, unwanted dog at the Kent Animal Shelter, but even she knew enough to keep an eye on Adrian when he was crouched behind her like that. Sadly, Honey Bee may not be alone. Ever since he was rumored to be shagging Paris Hilton this summer, Adrian has been on a slippery slope. Radar Online somehow has the dialogue from a woman's recent late night encounter with Adrian at a loft party, where he pitched, "So how about we go home and I f*** the s*** out of you?" Believe it or not, he struck out. Clear over on the left coast, ...

Adrian Grenier [Verbed] The [Noun] Out Of Our Commenters [Defamer Word Games]
Published 1/11/2008 at Defamer
Not since the dearly departed Gene Rayburn left this mortal coil have we seen such a spirited display of blankety blank blankness emerge as we did yesterday when we asked you to help us decipher the pickup lines that the Columbian Tony Clifton uses to lure politically inclined brunettes back to his love shack. While we can appreciate the reasons why Vinnie Chase doesn't mince words when he's out on the prowl, the results you turned in were infinitely more interesting than the actual verbiage he used ("fuck" and "shit", for those of you keeping score at home). Pay homage to the Top Ten comments after the jump. 10) "> "> ...

Celebrity Pick Up Lines: Your Mileage May Vary
Published 2/12/2008 by Agent Bedhead at Agent Bedhead
... “You have to say these lines and you can’t back off of them. You can’t be like, ‘Oh, my friend made me say that line.’ You have to own it as if that’s who you are… ‘Excuse me if I appear to be squinting but I was up really late last night painting miniature elves. I love being in this room.’ ” Adrian Grenier: “That’s cool. So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?” Just one question - who the hell is Adrian Granier?