Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpson’s New Movie

• Erin

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  That's incredible. I think I could get 48 friends and relatives to see me in a movie, if only out of curiosity and anticipated schadenfreude.

  Posted 12/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

• benji23

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  If she got naked at least 48,000 people would have paid to see her movie.

  Posted 12/24/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Is A Hit…
Published 12/22/2007 by Kim at GirlsTalkinSmack.com - Celebrity Gossip Blog, TV, Fashion, Pop Culture & Movies
Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Is A Hit… Posted by Kim on December 22nd, 2007 filed in Celebrity Trainwrecks , Movie News , Jessica Simpson ….with 48 people. Let’s back tings up a little bit.  In case you didn’t hear, Jessica Simpson’s latest film “Blonde Ambition” was set to go straight to DVD, but instead took a pit stop at theaters only in Texas, her home state.  The movie opened on Friday on 8 screens and made a whopping $384 for the night.  No, I didn’t leave out an extra zero, and that certainly isn’t $384 million…..it made three hundred and eighty four dollars, period.  In other words there were about 6 people in each theater.  As if having a film ...

Sorry Jess, Nobody Cares About You
Published 12/23/2007 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
  Jessica Simpson's movie "Blonde Ambition" opened on 8 screens in Texas this weekend before hitting DVD shelves next month. The movie had a triumphant opening this Friday. 48 people paid to see this crap bringing in a total of $384. If each ticket costs $8, that means 6 people went to see this movie at each screen. BOMB. ...

Merry Christmas Jessica ...
Published 12/23/2007 at UseMyComputer Atom v1.0 syndication feed
... Merry Christmas Jessica!

El nuevo film de Jessica Simpson fue FRACASO TOTAL
Published 12/23/2007 by farandulista at Farandulista
Blonde Ambition la nueva película de Jessica Simpson ha sido un fracaso en su fin de semana de estreno, solo 48 personas pagaron por verla. La película fue estrenada en ocho salas en Texas, el estado natal de Simpson antes de  su lanzamiento en DVD el próximo mes, 22 de Enero 2008. Blonde Ambition hizo un promedio de $48 por sala el viernes para un total de Box Office de $384.  Basados en un precio  promedio de $8 por ticket, significa que 6 personas pagaron por ver el film es las salas, y que solo 48 personas fueron a ver la película. Increíble!! ...

Jessica Simpson is not exactly on a roll
Published 12/23/2007 by Hot Momma at Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog
Jessica Simpson’s new movie and vehicle to stardom, Blonde Ambition, was released on 8 screens this weekend in Jessica’s home state of Texas, before it gets punted to DVD next month. Blonde Ambition averaged $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie! We don’t know how many relatives and friends were part of that 48 attendees. Meanwhile Jessica was in the stands in Charlotte last night, but apparently kept out of sight so she wouldn’t distract her boyfriend, Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Jessica’s ...

Jessica Simpson's 'Blonde Ambition' is a Blonde Bomb
Published 12/23/2007 by Erik Davis at Cinematical
... , and wasn't worth a theatrical release? Well, according to Slashfilm, Blonde Ambition was given a theatrical release this weekend on 8 screens in Simpson's hometown of Texas. (In case you're interested, the film will officially hit DVD on January 22.) So you figure since the film is opening on eight screens in the gal's hometown, that all theaters would be packed full of hardcore Simpson fans, friends, random acquaintances -- what have you. ...

Bomb
Published 12/24/2007 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
It's official! Jessica Simpson's new movie is s total bomb. The blondetard's new direct-to-DVD film, Blonde Ambition, was given a reprieve this weekend by way of limited theatrical release in Simpson's home state of Texas. However, even in limited release it only made $384 on it's opening night -- estimating that 48 people paid to see it. Three hundred and eighty-four dollars. Even Gigli and Battlefield Earth probably took in quadruple digits. This is like a Christmas miracle or something. Thanks Santa! Or Jesus, or whoever -- this is the best Christmas ever! H/T, Agent Bedhead! ...

Jessica Simpson Has Another No Good Weekend
Published 12/24/2007 by Molly at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
... opened in eight theaters in Texas this weekend, raking in a whopping $384 dollars (it works averages out to $48 per screen, 6 people per showtime and 48 viewers total). Ouch. Here's to wishing her a Christmas away from it all. ...

Up To Speed: what happened over the break
Published 12/26/2007 by Joy A at poponthepop.com
Grey’s Anatomy’s Katherine Heigl gets married Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition BOMBS beyond the definition of a typical Hollywood flop Lindsay Lohan’s fugly ex-boyfriend says Lindsay is a sex addict . SHOCKER!!!! Snooze. Britney Spears first husband, Jason Alexander, says it’s good Casey knocked up Jamie Lynn. Michelle Rodriguez begins serving six month jail sentence for probation violation Amy Winehouse banned from physical visits in jail , can only visit her husband Blake behind glass screen