dlisted.com - 1/20/2009
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If you are the owner of a beautiful pair of backwards eyebrows , why would you hide them by painting them in? That's what Raven did last night before she went out in DC. This saddens me. She should wear her bald spot eyebrows with pride. That coat however needs be thrown back into the moth's ...
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Raven Goes Out -- Sans Segway
Oh No They Didn't! —
... you hide them by painting them in? That's what Raven did last night before she went out in DC. This saddens me. She should wear her bald spot eyebrows with pride. That coat however needs be thrown back into the moth's nest. Where is a crazy French flour bomber when you need them? And maybe they would have gotten a little flour on her eyebrows so she had to wipe that pencil off. Source
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