PAPA LOHAN PEDDLES TEEN TALE

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Michael Lohan Offers Seminal Story [Scandal]
Published 7/3/2008 by mr.guyball at Gawker
... has agreed to a paternity test, the results of which he plans to sell to the highest bidder. Mike's been trying to get $20,000 from one of the weekly entertainment mags, but has thus far failed. Like a zoo animal, ...

Old Man Gets New Guide Dog
Published 7/3/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
... : Presidential candidate John McCain has put a new man in charge of his campaign. Political adviser Steve Schmidt , who managed Arnold Schwarzenegger 's reelection for California governor, will now steer the McCain ship. Swing Lo : Michael Lohan is reportedly shopping his paternity test story around to the tabs, without much success. ...

Michael Lohan Tries to Pimp Love Child Story
Published 7/3/2008 by gdaysunshine (noreply@blogger.com) at Gabby Babble
... source added: "Nobody wants to buy DNA results." However, People magazine denied being approached and a rep for OK! said: "We're not interested." It sounds like he's worried he'll be short on cash, but he was recently spotted dancing at the wrap party for his TV project "Wanna be me" last week. Maybe he can hit up his daughter Lindsay for some money if he has no takers. Source, Photo Source: WENN

They Are All Trash!
Published 7/3/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... or People for the exclusive rights to his paternity test results. Michael's asking price is only around $20,000, but nobody is interested. A Source told Page Six , " He's approaching everyone to get the highest bid because, if he is the dad, he's going to need the money for back child support. " What about Maury?! Seriously, Michael is a dumb fuck for not asking Maury ! Maury is the only person who is allowed to say " You ARE the father! " And it will only be a matter of time before lil' Ashley is covered in orange grease and stumbling drunk out of cars. The Lohans kill ...

IS THERE NOTHING HE WON’T DO FOR MONEY?
Published 7/3/2008 by Arasto at Faded Youth Blog
... Father extradonaire Michael Lohan is reportedly peddling his illegitimate daughter story to the celeb weeklies to the highest bidder. ...