Paris' Guru EXPOSED!
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| IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com found this 3/4/2008 on www.tmz.com [flag] |
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Erin +1This is too funny. It's a total toss-up whether she faked this guru thing or got taken for a ride. I'm going for the latter.-
Ginny Except, not only is she dumb, she thinks everyone else is. I think she thought no one would notice who he was.
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Paris Hilton is Unholy, Dumb
Published 3/4/2008 by idontlikeyouinthatway.com at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com
This weekend Paris Hilton was seen at several spots around L.A. with a Buddhist monk. The pair were photographed discussing literature in a spiritual bookshop, and at one point, Paris gave away a piece of diamond jewelry at the request of the monk; leading many to believe that Paris was finally trying to shed her party-girl image. But the burning question still remains, who is this enlightened savior? Does he come from a mystical far away land? Um, no TMZ reports: Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He's ...
Paris Hilton’s spiritual guru is a working actor
Published 3/4/2008 by Hot Momma at Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog
... According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has some free time to hang out with Paris. What we don’t know for sure is did Maxie pull the robe over Paris Hilton’s gullible eyes or did the socialite hire the actor as a publicity stunt? One clue might come from Maxie’s MySpace profile quote, which reads, “Burbank can kiss my ass.”
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Paris Hilton Is Lame But We Already Knew That
Published 3/4/2008 by Administrator at Hollywoodtuna
... So you didn’t think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her “Guru” that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.
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Nicole Richie: Kicking Christina Aguilera's Ass At Newsstand [Dirt Bag]
Published 3/4/2008 by Dodai at Jezebel
... ] That "guru" Paris Hilton was hanging out with? He's a Hollywood actor who has been in flicks like Pirates Of The Caribbean . That's doesn't explain why she's spending time with him, but whatevs. [ TMZ ] Bjork made Chinese fans "uncomfortable" by shouting "Tibet! Tibet!" at a show in Shanghai. [ ...
LOL of the Day
Published 3/4/2008 at OH NO!!
... changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris. BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**." Source Wow, what a useless human being. That said, GOOD MORNING! :)
Paris Hilton Proves How Dumb She is Once Again
Published 3/4/2008 by Robyn at Celebrity Dirty Laundry
... He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.
BTW, Maxie’s MySpace profile quote makes it clear — he’s the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, “Burbank can kiss my a**.”
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Paris Hilton's Spirit Guide Is A Phoney
Published 3/4/2008 by Charise Hollywood Offender at Hollywood Offender
... TMZ has discovered the "holy" guy is really an actor named Maxie Santillan. He's appeared on "My Name is Earl" and in "Pirates of the Caribbean." Oh, Paris--are you really that desperate to look deep that you resorted to this? I cannot wait til she claims she had no idea and thought the guy was the real deal. Even better: maybe she can say she never met him. I always love when there's photographic evidence proving something and the celebrity proclaims they don't know what everyone is talking about. ...
I Knew Paris’ Love Guru Seemed Familiar!
Published 3/4/2008 by Alex Blagg at Best Week Ever
... !). So either Paris was pulling some kind of performance art stunt just to mess with the paparazzi, or she's found the worst guru in the world. Either way, the correct answer is: dumb.
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Paris Hilton’s “Shaman” is Hollywood Actor Maxie Santillan
Published 3/4/2008 by Andrea at Bitten and Bound
... Turns out Paris’s new guru is Hollywood actor Maxie Santillan, Jr., who’s credits include “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl,” “My Name is Earl,” and “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.” ...
Paris Hilton wanders L.A. with fake guru
Published 3/4/2008 by JayBird at Cele|bitchy
... He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.
BTW, Maxie’s MySpace profile quote makes it clear — he’s the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, “Burbank can kiss my a**.”
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There’s no way to ascertain whether Paris knows Santillan is an actor or if she thinks ...
Paris Hilton is a fraud
Published 3/4/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
... [Maxie has] starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris. BTW, Maxie’s MySpace profile quote makes it clear — he’s the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, “Burbank can kiss my ass.” (Source) ...
Paris Hilton Wasn’t That Slick
Published 3/4/2008 at Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine
... ) TMZ : Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris. BTW, Maxie's ...
God Is Dead [Paris Hilton]
Published 3/4/2008 by Richard at Gawker
That curious mystic that Paris Hilton was seen palling around with is apparently a fake. TMZ tracked down the fellow's MySpace and IMDB pages, and discovered that he's some sort of actor who appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean. So it's come to this. Paris Hilton staging photo ops with a fake holy man who acts like a pirate in his spare time. Is this the bang or the whimper? [TMZ]
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Paris Hilton’s Shaman Is A Fake
Published 3/4/2008 by Snarky at poponthepop.com
... get involved with Paris Hilton. TMZ is reporting that the ‘Shaman’ Paris has been photographed with, and even blessed by, is actually an actor named Maxie Santillan. Maxie has worked on ‘My Name Is Earl’ and ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ among others. Basically this was just another photo opportunity for Paris since the light doesn’t seem to shine as bright on her as it did before. It’s time for Paris to at least give another crotch shot to the paps to circulate around for a few days. TMZ Related Posts - ...
Paris Duped By Phony Shaman
Published 3/4/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Perhaps you stumbled across those pictures of Paris Hilton being blessed a shaman in yesterday’s Quickies and asked yourself, “Um, what the fuck?” Turns out the guy sporting the third-world beard and robes isn’t really a shaman at all, but an out of work character actor. According to TMZ ...
Paris Hilton’s Faux Shaman
Published 3/4/2008 by Cara Harrington at Gone Hollywood
... While he looks like he just came down from the moutnain yesterday, he is said to have starred in tv and films. Surprise, surprise he was in the Pirates of the Caribbean as dirty pirate man number 4.…or something like that. He was supposedly her spiritual guide on the path of whoredom, but he has now be exposed. Mr. Miyagi he ain’t.
This is just me, but I wouldn’t trust my cat to a guy named after a pad.
Source: Paris Guru Exposed [TMZ]
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Published 3/5/2008 at MSNBC.com: Gossip
... . She bought self-help books at the Bodhi Tree Bookstore, and when prompted by her bearded pal, Paris gave a diamond necklace to a complete stranger. But now TMZ reports that the man who Paris claimed “really changed my life” is just another actor. The celebutante’s publicity stunt cohort is actually ...
Paris’ Swami BFF is a Fake
Published 3/5/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... Paris Hilton spent the weekend dragging some dude dressed in robes all over Hollywood. While she claimed he helped her seek enlightenment, homegirl might want to check out his resume before she gives him anymore props. The shaman isn’t actually a shaman: he’s an out-of-work actor. ...
