justjared.buzznet.com - 6/22/2009
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Paris Hilton slips into a sparkly gold mermaid costume in the ad campaign for her newest scent, called Siren .
“ Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid,” Paris explains. “What girl doesn’t want to have fun being a fantasy creature that men ...
theblemish.com - 6/22/2009
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theblemish.com —
Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin
Paris Hilton made out with last week has been
put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris ...
Poor dolphin
webstersismybitch.com - 6/24/2009
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webstersismybitch.com —
Paris Hilton has undergone cosmetic surgery to have
both her legs and vagina replaced by this mermaid
tail. Oh, just kidding. Paris Hilton would never get rid of her vagina. The get-up is actually part of the ad campaign for one of her stanky ...
Something Smells Funny
stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com - 6/22/2009
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stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com —
Courtesy Parlux Fragrances The Fifi fragrance award-winner has
just announced that she is adding a sixth scent
to her perfume empire. Siren by Paris Hilton is a tropical floral fragrance with notes of vanilla bean and creamy musk produced through ...
FIRST LOOK: Paris Hilton’s Siren Ad Campaign! - ...
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Paris Hilton’s Mermaid Pic Raises The Question — Can You Get The Clap From A Fish Tail?
Best Week Ever —
When I see a combination of Paris Hilton and fish, I can only think of one thing -- Good-smelling perfume:
It's the finest mythology-related fragrance in all of VagueRome! Eat it, Lindsay Lohan's "Manticore".
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Paris Hilton Is A Mermaid
BricksAndStonesGossip.com —
... a mermaid and commented:
“Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid,” Paris explains. “What girl doesn’t want to have fun being a fantasy creature that men can’t resist?”
Yeah - you know when I think of a fantasy creature I “can’t resist,” the first thing that comes into my head is a mermaid. Except, for some reason, Paris Hilton doesn’t come anywhere into the equation. Odd.
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