Paris Hilton's breast: What's happening here?

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 Paris Hilton's breast: What's happening here?
Let me a take a stab at what's going on here: Paris Hilton's magical bra, which in defiance of God's Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream . The flavor? Ben & Jerry's New "V.D. Cone Home." Look for it in your grocer's freezer. EDIT: Apparently, with the boob droopage in full effect, Paris tried to ... [link]

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Published 7/16/2008 by ToobMaster at NewsToob
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