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Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat [Celebutard Comics Presents]
Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat [Celebutard Comics Presents]
Unexpectedly moved by the NY Post 's heart-wrenching story of how Paris Hilton was reduced to tears by 50 Cent's demand that she immediately cease her unauthorized booty-shaking activities and "get the fuck off the stage" at her own Super Bowl party , we pass along the tale in the only way that made sense to us: in comic book form. After the jump, Paris's pain, splayed across six ...
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IN ODDER NEWS: But What About “Belichick’s”?
Best Week Ever — ... What would you say if Paris Hilton jumped onstage and started grinding with your band? "Get the f*ck off the stage"? 50 Cent would say that too. ...

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Ayyyy! — ... Paris Hilton stars in the debut of Celebutard Comics! (Defamer) ...

Celebrity Deathmatch: Paris or 50?
PopWatch — ... In a photographic play-by-play, rendered into comic-book form by those clever folks at Defamer (props to Slezak for the link), Paris Hilton gets booted off the stage at her own Super Bowl party by 50 Cent, who happened to be performing at the time. I mention this only because I met 50 a couple of years ago, and not only was he super-duper nice, he gave me a goodbye hug. Paris must've really done something to piss him off. ...

Paris Hilton Is a Big Fake L Word [Charades]
Gawker — ... . (Though she later denied that.) Next we predict that she'll be seen rocking slowly back and forth at an Indigo Girls concert (before she's kicked off the stage). Then she'll hop into her Subaru and drive off to North Hampton. That Post-Industrial Women's Labor class at Smith ain't gonna teach itself! Or, more likely, she'll fuck around with this for a little while until she gets bored. What persona is next? Glasses wearing political celebrity? Spiritual quiet celebrity? Canadian celebrity??? ...

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