Snaps: Sad Monday
Litely Salted —
... How do you say Paris Hilton without saying Paris Hilton? For me, making a circle with one hand and jabbing the index finger of my other hand in and out of the circle usually works. (Yeeeah!) ...
Tasty Waves and a Bloody Hellish Bud
Agent Bedhead —
trent Trent Reznor , despite his looks, not feeling so hot. (nin) Blaaaaaake Incarcerated : This can’t turn out well. (CS) Sienna Miller : Girlfriend’s ass-backwards priorities. (CB) Post Rehab Chic : Screw the Cirque Lodge. (Ayyyy!) A Two-Headed Montag Monster : An unintentional horror comedy. (IBBB) Top 10 Paris Hilton Nightclub Names. (Yeeeah!) Bejing, China (totally) knows how to party. (PB) Shepard Smith clearly has c*nt on the mind. (RR) George Clooney Gone Wild! Hmm, not bad. (LARag) Carla Bruni toes ...
Production Company to Paris Hilton: Sue This!
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... I’m supposing the “reasonable promotion” including stocking bar room crappers with the official movie poster and copies of the unrated DVD. You know, so patrons would have something to steady that wobbly bar stool or wipe their ass with after a case of the beer shits.
Paris at the Playboy Mansion Pajama Party this weekend:
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... sure to go down the anals annals of history as one of the best sycopated bowel movement of all time! Can’t you just smell the success?
Bigfoot and Benji out and about
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... stupid Hilton bitches to die already,” I should have made it clear I was talking about Paris and Nicky. Apparently God is a real stickler for semantics.
Portraits at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel the day before the attack:
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... With Benwah Madden at The Abbey in L.A. on Sunday:
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