Paula Abdul Is Always 100% Sober

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 Paula Abdul Is Always 100% Sober
I really wish I was related by blood to Paula Abdul . Then I would have inherited her natural drunk gene. Paula doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs or pop pills and yet she always looks like she's just done a dozen body shots off of a fat frat boy. For example, take the picture above. That's exactly the face I make while staring in awe at McDonald's menu after ten too many coffeetinis. Scientists ... [link]

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Dakota Fanning at a Lupus event in Los Angeles
Published 5/2/2008 at OH NO!!
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Paula Abdul Demonstrates Sobriety
Published 5/2/2008 by Cara at Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog
... help it. Paula Abdul drunk off her ass is like one of those photos you stare for hours before suddenly seeing a sailboat. After denying that she was completely hammered after her American Idol stupor, Abdul attended an event in LA for Lupus. She is like one of those carnival side shows where you have to guess how many appletinis she had to win a key chain. What Others Said: Dlisted: “That’s exactly the face I make while staring in awe at McDonald’s menu after ...

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