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mkat And now we can all look forward to John Mayer's "I have a big penis" blog post. -
homemom3 I just hope that these two stay together, seems every time she gets happy the bottom drops. -
benji23 This explains a lot.
Ashlee and Pete: They Did WHAT?
TMZ.com —
... satisfied Ashlee's growing appetite. No word on where the new husband and wife will go for their honeymoon. Hopefully Papa Joe doesn't tag along. John Mayer's got a big ax to grind [image] Close friends of Jennifer Aniston are trying to figure out what she sees in the resident player, John Mayer. The serial dater isn't one to make long-term commitments, but despite his track record, Jen appears smitten and giddy like a teen girl over the guitar-playing singer. According to the NY Daily News , John has a particular--asset--that makes the ladies forget about his reported ...
Ready To Spill It
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton —
Star Jones better watch her back. A knife is about to be stabbing her!
Big Gay Al is shopping around a sit-down TV interview about his time married to the former fattie.
He's gonna "tell all" and…he wants to get paid!
B.G.A. is said to be holding out for the highest bidder. "He's been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star," says one TV insider.
That's not very gentlemanly, but it's smart! Big Gay Al's gotta get paid, y'all. ...
BREAKING: John Mayer Has a Huge Penis
Evil Beet Gossip —
... Oh, I love stories like this. The NY Daily News has a bit about how Jennifer Aniston’s friends think it’s way out of character how hard she’s falling for John. But there’s an explanation! He has a huge cock!“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy. The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but ...
John Mayer Gives Jen Aniston One Big Hard Reason To Forget About The Wonder Twins
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah —
... Friends say Jennifer is uncharacteristically joyous. "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," says one. Despite the fact that her ex-husband and that witch are popping out two more kids, she's been positively aglow. That's because for the first time in her life, she's getting thoroughly ... taken care of. It's all about Jen when she's with John, and she's not used to that kind of treatment. I'd say she's lovin' it! ...
Tidbits: Kate rebounds with Lance
msnbc.com: Gossip —
... . Sheryl was Owen’s main squeeze back in 2002. The secret to John Mayer’s appeal Despite his love ‘em and leave ‘em reputation, John Mayer has no problem making an A-list love connection. His current ladylove, Jennifer Aniston, is said to be “giddy like a schoolgirl” about him. So what’s his secret? Well, other than that hunky-troubadour-with-a-great-sense-for-humor routine? The New York Daily News reports it’s his body that keeps the ladies coming back. Yes, the reason everyone’s favorite former “Friend” is so darned “happy and giggly” is just skin deep. “His body actually ...
While You Were Going Down The Rabbit Hole
Best Week Ever —
... We get it, lady - he has a giant c*ck. Might be about time to give the old publicist a raise, John Mayer. ...
Jennifer Aniston falls for John Mayer, big time, say pals
BricksAndStonesGossip.com —
... just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy. The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. “His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
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Weekend Woundup - 5/19
Glitterati Gossip —
J.Lo pushes contractors around - Gawker Nikki Cox's mouth replaced by an intertube - Webster John Mayer is a big, big boy - NY Daily News Nicole Kidman has a baby under that dress - Seriously? OMG! WTF? Is Kate Hudson snogging Lance Armstrong? - Dlisted We all knew a quiet wedding wouldn't be enough for Mimi - MSNBC Do the Cannes Cannes! Everyone looks so pretty - Crazy Days and Nights Jennifer Hudson talks "Sex And The City" - JustJared Ashlee is pregnant, so much for the gene pool - OK Magazine
John Mayer has a huge penis
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly —
... At long last the mystery of why the hell Jennifer Aniston is dating John Mayer has been solved: He's got a monster wang. NY Daily News reports on this shocking development: ...
John Mayer’s body is a wonderland.
Celebrity Rumors —
... NY Daily News says, “She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy. ...
Jennifer Aniston Likes 'Em Big
World of Wonder Productions —
... "She's just so happy and giggly; it is completely out of character," said a friend about Jennifer Aniston now that she's dating John Mayer. The NY Daily News' Jo Piazza has word that it's "a certain feature of John" that's rubbing her the right way. Mayer's ex-lovers, like Jessica Simpson, admit he's a hard one to get over, "not because he's a great guy," says Piazza, "but because he's a great guy, if you know what we mean." Not sure. Because he's tall? (Photo: Wire Image) ...
“Ashlee Simpson told wedding guests she’s pregnant ” links
Cele|bitchy —
- Ashlee Simpson supposedly told wedding guests she’s pregnant [Hollywood Rag]
- Carrot Top is looking all sorts of sexy at the Country Music Awards last night. [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan, Robert Downey Jr. to Present MTV Movie Awards [Fafarazzi]
- DMX gave a fake name to Mayo Clinic doctors who were treating him for pneumonia, in an attempt to dodge a hospital bill. Probably not the smartest idea, when you’re a quasi-barely-used-to-be-famous rapper [Bossip]
- “Diary of the Dead” is dull and occasionally moronic [Pajiba] ...
John Mayer is hung
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. (Source) ...
Jennifer Aniston Likes What John Mayer's Working With
Socialite Life —
Jennifer Aniston is sucking the life out of John Mayer, huh? Underneath all that toast lies a succubus! John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are going strong, and apparently he's got the goods to do her right. Ugh, where's my vomit bucket?
"She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," says a source. Maybe this is the first time she's had such a tool to work with!
"His body actually is a wonderland," one if Mayer's exes has said. Seriously, I didn't need that.
John and Jenn were ...
Jennifer Aniston in a Winter and Mayer Wonderland
PopSugar —
... today. Her man John Mayer was nowhere to be seen, but judging from their chemistry he can't have been far from her thoughts. According to friends, Aniston has been gushing and giddy about her new boyfriend, and not just his big personality . . . if you know what I mean, wink. She's not the only one enamored by the Mayer — some of his fellow musicians like ...
John Mayer has a big weiner
The Blemish —
... , that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer says he’s a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe. ...
Jennifer Aniston Likes Jessica Simpson Sloppy Seconds For Huge Penis?
Tittle-Tattle Too - The Post Chronicle —
Jessica Simpson apparently has good taste in "great" men, if you know what I mean, and Jennifer Aniston has no interest in letting Jessica's sloppy seconds go anytime soon. Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt's ex wife, is currently dating Jessica's ex-boyfriend John Mayer - and apparently, she won't dump him because she loves his penis too much. I know, I know...nauseating. The NY Daily News dishes: No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to ...
John Mayer Keeps Jennifer Aniston In Love With Incredible Sex
7Confessions —
... yeah, Jennifer is showing Brad Pitt she can still be sexy! I'm glad for Jen… she seems so in love we don’t wanna see that Mayer d—bag breaking her heart. John is known to enchant his prey not just with his incredible skills in the bedroom but also his materials… (…) he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a "great" guy, if you know what we mean. "His body actually is a wonderland," one ex was overheard saying. (source) ...
