Kathy Irelinks
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com —
[image] Avril Lavigne wants her fangs filed down [ Hollywood Rag ] Rose McGowan is Red Sonja hot [ Popoholic ] Halle Berry's boobs are still huge [ Hollywood Tuna ] Carrie Underwood is a cheerful giver [ Just Jared ] Tyra Banks gets waxed [ Dlisted ] Charlize Theron looks white hot [ Popsugar ] Janice Dickinson's got a fucked up lip (NSFW ads) [ Drunken Stepfather ] Poop on your head, Tila Tequila [ City Rag ] Jessica Simpson has a bad gay influence [ Lainey Gossip ] Bai Ling slips a nip again ...
Weekend Links
Egotastic! —
... ) Yup, Rachel McAdams is still cute. ( PopSugar ) Hilarious Estelle Getty workout remix. ( eBaum's World ) Charlotte McKenna takes it off. ( ZOO NSFW) Jessica Simpson at the Gramercy hotel. ( Just Jared ) Elisabetta Gregoracci is an Italian model. What else do you need to know? ( Horny Oyster ) Michelle Williams has moved on. ( IDLYITW ) Paris Hilton ruins everything. ( Socialite Life ) Tila Tequila doesn't have safe sex. ( CityRag ) Even Heather Mills ' publicist hates her. ( Hollywood Rag )
Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
... • Tila Tequila: “I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” [CityRag] ...
Pajiba Love 07/25/08
Pajiba —
... of sarcasm. (VillageVoice)
Oh, come on, Dustin. Worst prank ever, or most hilarious? (QuizLaw)
Brooke Hogan is the NFL's most wanted secret weapon. (IDLYITW)
I just realized I totally forgot to post anything this week about Ebert and Roeper cramming it -- so here is a great piece by Ebes himself followed by some classic outtakes of he and Siskel busting each others balls. (SunTimes)
Tila Tequila? We poop on you. (cityrag)
Thanks to Bistro, apparently there is this film project which is being decided on ...
Heidi Montag Sells Well
Just Jared —
Heidi Montag releases yet another clothing line
Tila Tequila has some poop on her head
Miley Cyrus make out pictures get leaked
Comedian Russell Brand to host 2008 MTV VMAs
Kevin Federline will release a fitness DVD
Audrina Patridge finally goes solo
Carrie Underwood has a golden bag
Every college dorm ...
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