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Poor dolphin

Poor dolphin

ImNotObsessed.com found this 6/22/2009 on theblemish.com

Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris even planted her lips on it, you could see the ...

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