wonkette.com - 3/5/2008
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Oh Hi Hillary. Are you feeling the hope? Or the hopelessness? Anyway, happy Ohio to you! And happy Rhode Island. The liberal media are all talking about the ways you could lose so bad. Be Strong!
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Endless Campaign Will Crush Your Spirit Eventually [Stupid Tuesday]
Gawker —
Ha ha, you thought the endless nightmare battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama was finally coming to a close, but Hillary just won Texas, Ohio and precious Rhode Island, gave a chipper speech and ordered aides to convene a special EMERGENCY conference call to slam Obama for doing crafty evil things to the proud caucusers of Texas, which means the seven weeks until the next important primary are going to eat your soul. Sure, there will be twee little elections in Mississippi and Wyoming to interrupt the arguing, but ...
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Barack Is President of Vermont!* [Other Primaries]
wonkette.com 3/5/2008 — Your associate editor checked Drudge Report at 6:53 ET, BEFORE 7:00 WHEN POLLS CLOSED, and he had already called Vermont for Barack. Even the teevee doesn't do that! But now that it's 7:00, and MSNBC has tallied zero votes, so it is completely acceptable to call it for Barack. Oh and John McCain won Vermont too. [ Drudge Report ] * Vermont held its primary today, apparently.
Rhode Island, Ohio, Texas All Too Close To Call [Stupid Tuesday]
wonkette.com 3/5/2008 — We mean for the Democrats, of course. Looks like Barack Obama might take Texas, but Ohio is still tight, and the "creator of worlds" state of Rhode Island is way, way too close to call with no votes and nothing counted and maybe not even a primary. How would anyone even know?
Hillary’s Math Problem | Print Article
newsweek.com 3/5/2008 — Hillary Clinton may be poised for a big night tonight, with wins in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island. Clinton aides say this will be the beginning of her comeback against Barack Obama. There's only one problem with this analysis: they can't count. I'm no ...
Democratic candidacy unresolved —
Variety.com 3/5/2008
Front Page: Still no resolution in sight -- The race for the Democratic presidential nomination was far from resolved on Tuesday after Hillary Clinton won the Ohio primary and held an ever-so-slight lead in Texas over chief rival Barack Obama.
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