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Poor Homeless Whites Say SEND HILLARY CLINTON [Stupid Tuesday]
Poor Homeless Whites Say SEND HILLARY CLINTON [Stupid Tuesday]
Oh Hi Hillary. Are you feeling the hope? Or the hopelessness? Anyway, happy Ohio to you! And happy Rhode Island. The liberal media are all talking about the ways you could lose so bad. Be Strong!
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