When Is La Pequeña Getting Her Own Sex Tape?
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... and La Pequeña made it her own. She has serious beauty skills. And when is this sexy slut going to get her own TV show, movie, record deal, cosmetics line and......sex tape? Wait a tiny dick minute! Mini-Me is going to need a new co-star for the sequel to his sex tape . Just imagine Mini-Me and La Pequeña bumping baby nalgas! No, don't imagine that, unless you don't want to sleep for the next week or two. Culo! Culo! Thanks Opiedog
Mini Me Sex Tape Out
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[image] I know there are some things that you see that can’t be unseen once you see them. This is one of those things. I have no clue why this thing would even make it to the news . SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made. But really what would there be to see, he’s a mini…I’m sure the rest of him is too. Go to TMZ to see for yourself…And don’t say I didn’t warn you! Photo Source: Dlisted POSTED BY: Taylor Blue Related Posts Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard has a Sex Tape? Adriana Lima Latest Sex Tape Scandal Lauren Conrad and ...
Ranae Shrider Is Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star
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22-year-old Ranae Shrider from Kentucky is the woman who did sexay times on tape with Mini-Me . TMZ reports she's an aspiring model and Mini-Me's ex-girlfriend. Mr. and Mrs. Shrider must be so proud of their little daughter. They're telling out their church friends that lil' RaeRae (that's why they call her) is starring in her first feature with the one and only Mini-Me! Okay, in all seriousness now. Somebody please find the full sex tape. I know it's out there and I need to see what Verne's snausage looks like. Here's more pictures of RaeRae with Mini-Me. She looks ...
FYI
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Actually, I should've titled this TMI. Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session for next week to discuss these issues of mine. When asked about it, Ranae said, " As previously reported on other interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod. " MJ responded, "Y ou're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8" ?" Ranae said yes. That means ...
This Is How Verne Troyer Kisses A Baby Doll
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In Verne's defense, the doll is just his size. But this shit makes me flashback to his retina-killing sex tape . The two screen shots are pretty much the same. Verne needs to learn how to kiss without involving his little lizard tongue. After this shit went down, that plastic baby doll tried to throw itself in a fire. Verne got sexy with the baby doll while making a movie with his fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates. Verne had to pretend that the doll was Mutya Buena , who recently quit the show. Verne tells the doll, "Hey, Mutya. I know you wanna leave, but ...



