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Princess Chunk Speaks: Diary of a Fat Cat
bestweekever.tv - 7/31/2008
Princess Chunk Speaks: Diary of a Fat Cat
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( heavy breathing ) Who is this woman? Why are her hands on my 7 pound nads? ( pause ) Do you have any cake? Oh god, I'm exhausted. I'll just ease myself downnnn (grunting) there, take a quick nap, store up some energy for later. I am nackered. ( Yaaaaawn ) ( Mouth smacking ) ( Drifting ...) Do you have any ( yawwwn ) caaak ee ee ? ( Sleep ) Hey. Hey!! Look at me when I'm ...

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