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Snaps: You've Been Warned
Published 7/1/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
... called, she said that not even old ladies like her wear swimsuits with little skirts on them anymore. (CelebWarship) So long, Eddie! Don't let the door hit your huge, prosthetic ass on the way out! (POTP) If there's one thing I've learned about men, is that they like their balls to be treated like delicate flowers. And you don't manhandle flowers. (IDLYITW) Paris Hilton says there's no such thing as bad publicity. Sigh: clearly. (DailyStab)

Daily Link Dump
Published 7/2/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
I can’t believe Katie Holmes is younger than me. [SOW] Creepy Colin Farrell debuts his new girlfriend. [HMG] Sandra Bernhard slammed ex-pal Madonna. [GB] Paris Hilton gets paid to party, umkay? [DS] I have very little clue who this broad is, yet I see her everywhere. [DH] Kate Beckinsale is touchy-feely. [TB] Guess that ass. [RR] ...