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Rainbow Brite's Makeover: Skinnier, Sexier, Older
huffingtonpost.com - 10/17/2009
Rainbow Brite's Makeover: Skinnier, Sexier, Older
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If you were a little girl, or the mom of one, in the 80s, you remember Rainbow Brite, the beloved snub-nosed cartoon heroine who would ride her horse Starlight between galaxies. Well, Dora and Strawberry Shortcake have grown up, and Hallmark has decided it's Rainbow Brite's turn for an update. No longer an adorable, cherubic cartoon, she is taller, thinner, sexier--with proportions more like a runway model's than your average child. The new Rainbow Brite is no tramp, but she's no icon ...
OMG, Look How She's Grown: Rainbow Brite
omgblog.com - 10/16/2009
OMG, Look How She's Grown: Rainbow Brite
— omgblog.com — If anyone was ready for a slutty makeover, it's 80's cartoon pixie Rainbow Brite . After all,... "ladies" have been doing Rainbow for Halloween for years now. Why shouldn't the doll herself follow suit? Well good news, cuz she is! Little girls in platform heels, tube-tops and frosted ... OMG, Look How She's Grown: Rainbow Brite

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Rainbrow Brite gets a sexy makeover!
Oh No They Didn't! — ... Dora and Strawberry Shortcake have grown up, and Hallmark has decided it's Rainbow Brite's turn for an update. No longer an adorable, cherubic cartoon, she is taller, thinner, sexier--with proportions more like a runway model's than your average child. The new Rainbow Brite is no tramp, but she's no icon either, and looks something like a disappointing anime-inspired reimagination of Barbie. What do you think? the horror.... source

Rainbow Brite Makeover, Kim Kardashian Turns 29, “The Office” Causes A Prison Brawl, And More Late Nite Crunch Crumbs
Pop Crunch — -What the Hell has Hallmark done to Rainbow Brite?! -Kim Kardashian pocketed $50,000 to celebrate her 29th birthday at TAO Las Vegas this weekend…. -Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield ended their decade-long feud on Friday’s Oprah…. -Funnyman Chris Elliott has been cast as Lily’s estranged dad on How I Met Your Mother….. -Vin Diesel has reportedly pulled out of his Xxx comeback…. -The Office led to a scuffle between a ...

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