Reese Is The HBIC

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When Jakey Poo moved into Reese Witherspoon's house, she immediately gave him a few ground rules. She told him that he couldn't have any boys after midnight, he has to wash his ass dildos after every use and he can only blast ABBA on Saturday afternoons. A source told Star (via MSNBC ) she also give him a few other rules, “Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to ... [link]

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I Just Don't Know About That Hair...
Published 7/15/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (JA) at my new plaid pants
... stylists will make my Jake look lovely on-screen, and this is just a case of him wandering the streets on his own not knowing what to do with it. But... it's looking a little gnarly, to be honest. Come on, Jake! It's my birthday, and you're trolling around like this? I feel unappreciated. The least you could do is flash a little nip. God. (pic via) ...

The Links Get Skanky
Published 7/16/2008 at Splash News Online
... Do? Sienna Miller Topless With Balthazar Getty - A Socialite's Life Brooke Hogan In A Bikini = Please Stop Confusing My Pants - The Superficial Summer Is Here, Part 73 - Celeb Slam Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Enjoy A Quiet Early Evening Dinner - The Bosh Kate Hudson's Son Ryder Wants To Cut His Hair - Celebitchy The Knight's Lips - Lainey Gossip Reese Is The HBIC - Dlisted More Sienna Miller Topless Pictures - ...

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