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Jessica Alba Still Hears the Screaming of the Lambs
Published 10/2/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... of the Lambs” and she’s had some fake tears photoshopped on her face. What we can glean from this little PSA, you ask? Namely, if you don’t vote, you are probably a homicidal sociopath with cannibalistic tendencies and you should be strapped to a board in a maximum-security prison. That’s right. If you’ll excuse me now, there’s some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti and with my name all over it. Related Stories Register to Vote Because Famous People Told You ...

“Huge Sarah Palin argument on The View” morning links
Published 10/2/2008 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
... going to adopt again? Probably eventually [Bild] - Jennifer Aniston obviously gets Brazilians [Cityrag] - Gwen Stefani & Kingston Go Shopping [Celebrity Baby Scoop] - What the hell happened to Madonna? [Bastardly] - All time worst Halloween treats [ParentDish] - Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show Pics From Paris [Hollywood Rag] - Register to Vote Because Famous People Told You To [Yeeeah] - Kung Fu Panda to get 3D sequel in 2011 [The Insider] - Kirsten ...

Jennifer Aniston Likes Wasting Money
Published 10/2/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... you know where she stands on the important issues, like tanning and muff waxing. You don’t see John McCain or Sarah Palin addressing those hot topics. I bet that old fart doesn’t even have his own tanning bed. Who’s out of touch now, Mr. Smartypants? In your fucking face! In L.A. two weeks ago: Related Stories Register to Vote Because Famous People ...

Halle Berry is the Sexiest Woman Alive
Published 10/8/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... and on-staff chefs and Hydromassage. For the rest of us, becoming a new mom isn’t a exactly a time of sexual rebirth and discovery. In fact, I’m pretty sure the only thing that could make your libido dry up quicker than having a newborn is maybe packing your vagina full of salt and then burying it in lime. Related Stories Register to Vote Because Famous People Told ...

Halle Berry Has a Fro
Published 10/28/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Berry was photographed in Vancouver on Sunday with a hairdo that finally answers the age-old question, “What would you get if you crossed Rick James with Justin Guarini and then put tits on it?” I don’t like to point fingers, but I’m pretty sure this is all Canada’s fault. Just like Alanis Morrisette and free health care. Related Stories Halle Berry is the Sexiest Woman Alive Register to Vote Because Famous People ...

P. Diddy is Responsible for Barack Obama’s Win
Published 26 days ago by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Detection of Anti-Homeland Activities,” but nothing sways a pliable public quite like bare boobs and pec implants. Long live the Tabloid Secret Service! The T.S.S. electing the new president: Related Stories Obama’s Daily Show Interview and Infomercial Video Register to Vote Because Famous People Told You ...