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Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
As a high-school graduation present to myself in 1993, I stayed up all night watching the original Star Wars trilogy on video. When the Extended Edition of The Return of the King arrived on DVD, I camped out on my couch and sat through all three Lord of the Rings films in their longest ...
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rogerebert.suntimes.com — // / June 23, 2009 by Roger Ebert "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are ... Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen :: rogerebert.com :: ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Movie Reviews, Pictures
rottentomatoes.com — June 23, 2009: Who's Who in Transformers 2 ? A Visual Guide This Wednesday, the forces of Michael Bay and Co. return to the multiplex with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which picks up two years after the events of 2007's... More... June 23, ... Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Movie Reviews, Pictures
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guardian.co.uk — Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Flee! ... Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Photograph: Paramount/Everett/Rex Film review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ...
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Review Roundup: Funniest “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Reviews
F-Listed — ... every action set piece of the past three decades at the same time, and that’s sort of a reason to love him: his ambition runs a mile long and an inch deep. Remember the scene in The Dark Knightwhere Batman goes to Hong Kong? Well, what if that scene, like, had Transformers in it? Or the climax of Titanic, where the upended ship bobs vertically in the water as passengers hang on for dear life? Hanging Transformers would make that much better.” (Cinematical) ...

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” mini-box office preview
Premium Hollywood - Entertainment blog, Hollywood blog, movie blog, TV blog — ... — an interesting guy I just had the pleasure of chatting with less than 48 hours back — defend the film as silly fun that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Cinematical’s Todd Gilchrist, though, goes to an entirely different place: ...

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' web reviews
The Screening Log — ... • Todd Gilchrist at Cinematical: "In other words, it may or may not be good enough, but it quite literally gives you everything imaginable that can be explored within its premise." ...

Transformers 2 Blows Critic-Audience Divide Wide Open. Today in Film Bloggery 06/29/09
SpoutBlog — ... Well, don’t we all feel a little silly. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the movie that received the most hysterically negative reviews of 2009 opened to by far the year’s biggest numbers…I hope everyone is looking forward to Transformers 3, where Autobots will discover fart jokes. ...

Michael Bay is a Drug - And It's Time to Quit
FirstShowing.net — ... It's with ROTF that I think I may have OD'ed. No, I know I OD'ed. Todd Gilchrist of Cinematical says "this must be the most movie I have ever experienced." I'll take that a step further - ROTF is the most movie I ever want to experience. It's completely, utterly, unapologetically Michael Bay. It's everything that I expected (and my expectations were subterranean). The film hit every beat, showed every explosion, panned around every inch of Megan Fox, but it just did it too much. And that's why I just can't wrap my head around ...

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getthebigpicture.net 6/24/2009 — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and a bunch of effects Directed by Michael Bay Rated PG-13 Sitting through Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is singularly depressing. Few films have ever cost as much money to ...
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baresiren.com 6/24/2009 — Metal swashbuckling against metal with brutal force, with the pitiable (yet some of them sexy) humans squeezed in between, spiced with deep voices sharing wisdom and one- liners. That sums up Michael Bay’s Transformers 2: The Return of the Fallen, pretty well. The movie starts with Optimus ...
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cutprintreview.com 6/23/2009 — Three minutes and ten seconds. That's approximately how long it took director Michael Bay, the king of explosions, to blow something up in Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Don't go expecting the debris to settle for a second thereafter; once Bay's canons have warmed up, he doesn't stop ...
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atomicpopcorn.net 6/23/2009 — What do you expect out of a Michael Bay film? Explosions? Big freaking robots? The extremely hot Megan Fox? Well that is what you get from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen . You get what you expect – a solid film lacking a story with a ton of eye candy. But honestly, how many of you ...
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movieblog.ugo.com 6/24/2009 — I’ll strap myself to a polygraph if you think I’m lying. Not more than ten minutes after the closing credits of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ran, I was sucking back a McDonald’s Big Mac. It was an apt act of parallel...
No Worries, Megatron, Transformers Should RuleE! Online (US) - Top Stories 6/23/2009
Michael Bay, take a deep breath. Should projections hold, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, opening at midnight on Wednesday, shortly will become the No. 1 movie of the weekend, the...
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Director Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf attend the LA premiere for "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and confirm that there will be a third Transformers film. (June 23)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen LA Premiere Photos!ComingSoon.net - Movies 6/23/2009
The Los Angeles premiere for Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen took place last night at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, CA and we've got almost 200 photos from the event! Yes, there's plenty of Megan Fox pics, but we thought ...
`Transformers' shape-shifts into noise, nonsense (AP)Yahoo! News: Movie News 6/23/2009
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By Amy Kaufman There were no signs of cutbacks or the recent exec shuffle at the lavish premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," which overtook the streets of Westwood Monday evening with red carpets and life-size replicas of ...