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Samantha’s Vag Must Taste Like Fruit Loops
Published 4/22/2008 by FListed Says: at F-Listed
... Ronson.” That’s it? She called her out for being on Full House? Weak. Had that troll been moving in on my territory I would have pulled down my panties and squirted my jam all over her. Because nothing says crazy bitch quite like female ejaculation. Here’s lindsay and her polyester hair last week. Source

LINDSAY IS ONE MEAN DYKE
Published 4/22/2008 at What Would Tyler Durden Do?
... probably doesn’t help.  Neither does yelling at anyone who gets to her close to her “girlfriend”.  Page Six says… ...

Even Natalie Portman Gets Peed On Sometimes [Gossip Roundup]
Published 4/22/2008 by Ryan Tate at Gawker
Natalie Portman was with her hippie boyfriend in a park when she got peed on by a dog. There's a picture and everything! Happy Tuesday! [Post] Lindsay Lohan told Ashley Olsen to keep her "Full House ass" away from Lohan's girlfriend. [P6] Kanye West broke up with his fiancée due to West's, ahem, "busy schedule." [E!] Paris Hilton is supposedly getting married in a double wedding with Nicole Ritchie and their Madden brother husbands. There's a picture of Paris holding a ...

Morning Mix: La Lohan Off the Wagon?
Published 4/22/2008 at Celebritology
... feature film debut... Connor Cruise to play young Will Smith in upcoming movie... Jessica Simpson helps boyfriend Tony Romo celebrate 28th birthday... Gwyneth Paltrow rocks six-inch heels... Listen: Scarlett Johansson debuts song from upcoming album... Madonna apologizes for New York slight; Malawi court grants delay in adoption case ... Ex-manager sues Dave Chappelle for back wages. Rumor Mill: Cocktail-swilling Lindsay Lohan shrieks at Olsen twin to stay away from "girlfriend" Samantha Ronson... ...

Lindsay Lohan is a Jealous Lesbian
Published 4/22/2008 by idontlikeyouinthatway.com at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com
... Lindsay Lohan and her long-time lesbian piece, DJ Samantha Ronson, are reportedly living together, but I guess that's not enough of a commitment to keep Lindsay from acting like a deranged lunatic. Page Six reports: The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn't like all the attention Ronson was getting. "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,' " said our spy. Saturday, ...

Lindsay Gets Possessive Of her Lover Samatha Ronson
Published 4/22/2008 by admin at Bricks and Stones Gossip
... Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.” Source and Source

Lindsay Lohan Shrieks at Ashley Olsen
Published 4/22/2008 by M.C. at Crabbie's Hollywood
... Lindsay Lohan is so delusional, she actually thinks other young skanklets want to steal Samantha Ronson away from her. ...

Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam [Dirt Bag]
Published 4/22/2008 by Dodai at Jezebel
Lindsay Lohan: Protective of lady love Samantha Ronson. A source says "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at [NYC hotspot Beatrice Inn], and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'" [ Page Six ] And don't forget! Even though LL was in AA, she downed vodka cocktails all night. [ ...

Lindsay Gets Protective of Girlfriend
Published 4/22/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Lindsay Lohan didn’t like Ashley Olsen chatting up her lesbian gal pal Samantha Ronson at that Hawaiian Tropic Zone gig this past Saturday. According to Page Six “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.’” That’s the worst “Full House” burn I’ve ever heard. If you really want your Full House insult to ...

While You Were Getting Jinxed On National Television By President Bush
Published 4/22/2008 by Michelle Collins at Best Week Ever
... Lindsay Lohan's favorite way of getting ladies to lay off her girlfriend? By using the ol' classic line: "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend." We don't think it matters if you were on Full House or not. ...

Stay Away From HoHan's Man!
Published 4/22/2008 at OH NO!!
... The next night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, HoHan became upset with Sammy for "ignoring her." Sammy was busy working. A source told Page Six, "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything." ...

Lindsay is jealous
Published 4/22/2008 by The Blemish at The Blemish
... , today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. ...

Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page [Exclusive]
Published 4/22/2008 by Richard at Gawker
Our favorite cocaine-dappled redhead, actress Lindsay Lohan, has a Facebook profile! But it's undercover... She goes by the name "Lindsay Ronson," using the last name of her friend (girlfriend perhaps??), DJ Samantha Ronson. She's friends with Marc Jacobs, his ex-fiancé (and former hooker) Jason Preston, The Hills' Lauren Conrad, model Jessica Stam, random internet socialite Cory Kennedy, and a whole host of other notable idiots. It's funny to see that all these loathsome people are connected, though I guess it ...

Stay Away From Lindsay Lohan’s Woman
Published 4/22/2008 by kylehepp@gmail.com at I'm Not Obsessed - Celebrity Gossip And Pictures
... Watch out, it’s a girl fight between Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen ! Turns out, Lindsay is NOT into sharing bff, Samantha Ronson with other celebrities. The girls were at Beatrice Inn on Friday and Samantha was spinning. Ashley came over to say hi and Lindsay flipped out.  Are you ready for what she yelled?  I really could not make this stuff up.“ Ashley Olsen ...

Back to Drunky
Published 4/22/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... When she isn’t getting her drink on, Lindsay is defending her woman. While Samantha was spinning later that weekend at Beatrice Inn, Ashley Olsen made the bad decision to say hello to the DJ. Lindsay got a little bit upset. ...

Real Lindsay Lohan Yells at Olsen Twin, Denies it on Facebook
Published 4/22/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
... ex Jason Preston and underage Internet style icon Cory Kennedy , so make of that what you will. (This Lohan profile, under the name 'Lindsay Ronson,' also counts as its friends Lauren Conrad , Hillary Duff , and former MTV VJ Brian McFayden , the last of whom is so irrelevant that it's hard to imagine an impostor having the foresight to add him as a joke.) Why has Lohan co-opted Ronson's surname online? Well, she's clearly protective of her best gal pal: the New York Post reports that when Starbucks-drinking Muppet Ashley Olsen had the audacity to say hi to Ronson at ...

Lindsay's "Lindsay Ronson" Facebook Account
Published 4/22/2008 at OH NO!!
Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has opened a facebook account under the last name of her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson. I don't know why (she didn't even privatise it?!), but this account is visible on facebook if you're part of the New York regional network. Here are some screencaps that I've taken over the past few days: I think this finally confirms the speculation that's been going on for over a year that they're a couple. It's about time they come out! Have a look for yourselves, but I ...

Lindsay Lohan: "Stay Away From My Girlfriend!"
Published 4/22/2008 by Cee See at Hollywood Offender
... Dude, you don't want to get between Lindsay and her favorite 'gal pal," Samantha Ronson, take it from Ashley Olsen.  According to Page Six, Lindz and Sam were at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night when Ashley went up to Ronson and said hello.  Which apparently rubbed Lilo the wrong way. ...

Lindsay Lohan Still a Lesbian, Not Afraid of Elfin Olsen Wrath
Published 4/22/2008 by CelebNewsWire at CelebNewsWire
... Did you forget that Lindsay Lohan is supposedly a lesbian? Yeah, we did too. It's kind of like the last time Julia Roberts was pregnant, we forgot until the kid was crowning, only this time our memory will only really, permanently be jogged when we see Linds with her tongue exploring another lady's infant chute. We don't think we'd soon forget that image. But apparently we're not the only one who needs reminding that Lindsay likes to dine on DJ Sam's clam, as Page Six reports: Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal ...

Lindsay Lohan Possibly Gets Spazzed On Booze Again
Published 4/22/2008 by Stuart Heritage at Hecklerspray
... happen now that Lindsay’s started to drink again. Anyway, if a bit of booze means that Lindsay Lohan’s Year Of Sex now includes women as well as men, then so be it. Let’s just hope that she doesn’t go near the drugs again, because with men and women struck off the sex list, that basically just leaves animals. Those poor, poor animals. Read more: Is Lindsay Lohan Going Back to Her Old Ways? - People Sam’s All Hers - Page Six

Lindsay Lohan to Ashley Olsen: Step Away From My Bitch!
Published 4/22/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
... But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha. ...

Lindsay Lohan to Ashley Olsen: Samantha Ronson is Mine!
Published 4/22/2008 by mischalova at The Hollywood Gossip
... The New York Post says the two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday. During the first evening out, Lohan supposedly got into a fight with another emaciated young celebrity that was paying attention to Ronson. ...

LiLo’s Possession Over Sam
Published 4/22/2008 by Carolina at That Other Blog - The Latest Gossip and Entertainment News
You don’t wanna mess with Lindsay Lohan when it comes to her Samantha Ronson. The duo spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. A source tells PageSix, blockquote>Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend.’ ...

Yup, Our Old Lindsay’s Back
Published 4/22/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
... The stories of Lindsay “Crazy” Lohan are hitting the gossip scene at around the same time we keep hearing stories of her pounding vodka. Surprise, surprise. Lindsay was apparently at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night, with Samantha Ronson. Ashley Olsen was there, too. Ashley decided to say hello to Samantha, who’s probably sold her drugs on more than one occasion. Lindsay’s response ?“Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.” Heh. This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am and is filed under ...

Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: 'Get Your Ass Away From My Girlfriend' [Off The Wagon]
Published 4/22/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... with new roomie Samantha Ronson before promptly (and nostalgically) passing out in a car. But today's NY Post informs us that the night before was far more eventful. Tagging along with Ronson to the Beatrice Inn on Friday night for one of the chain-smoking DJ's gigs, whatever mysterious substances were floating through Lohan's system manifested into a screaming match directed towards teeny tiny Ashley Olsen: ...

Lindsay Lohan takes “girlfriend’s” last name; yells at Ashley Olsen
Published 4/22/2008 by JayBird at Cele|bitchy
... at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.” [From the New York Post] Ashley Olsen doesn’t exactly seem like she’d pose a threat to whatever ...

Lindsay Lohan Protective Of Gal Pal Samantha Ronson
Published 4/22/2008 by Chris Auchterlonie at Splash News Online
... Saturday night’s run in with Ashley Olsen at New York City’s Beatrice Inn adds a little more wood to the lesbian fire according to a Page Six spy.“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.’” Lindsay should be flattered that it was Ashley that hit on Sam. What would it tell you about your taste in women if Mary-Kate made a pass at your girlfriend? Pictures by Gossip Society Page Six: Sam’s All Hers More pics after the jump! ...

Sam, You've Worn the Pants too Long
Published 4/22/2008 at WOW Report
... The virtually inseparable Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are so boyfriend and girlfriend it's adorable. They're rocking a kind of Kate Moss-Pete Doherty look in the photo above, taken Saturday night in New York at Joey Morrissey's party at Hawaiian Tropic Zone, where Lohan strongly warned Ashley Olsen to keep away from Ronson. And now Lohan's using her "married name," Lindsay Ronson, on her Facebook page. ( ...

Stay away from Lindsay’s chick
Published 4/22/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
... Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal Sam Ronson. The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” (Source) ...

The Return Of Blohan: Lindsay Ronson Clubs With Her LadyBoy, Yells At Olsen Troll
Published 4/23/2008 by Lisa Voglesonger at Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah
... Lately Lindsay has returned to her obsession with her butchy little "sober companion", Samantha Ronson, and is not about to let anyone get in the way of their bond. At the Beatrice Inn Friday night Lindsay flipped out when Ashley Olsen stopped by the DJ booth to say hi to Little Man Sam, screaming, "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend!" Perhaps Sam was miffed at her behavior, because at her gig the following night she pointedly ignored her Grey Goose-swilling, has-been pal. Hey, somebody's got to be the breadwinner. ...

Lindsay Lohan es lesbiana y celosa: omg!
Published 4/23/2008 by Blogdelatele at Blog de la Tele
... Tal parece que esto es cierto, de acuerdo a lo que reporta ayer el tabloide digital, Page Six, Lindsay habría protagonizado una histérica escena de celos con Ashley Owen (una de las gemelas de la serie "Full House" o "3 x 3"). ...

Lindsay Lohan is Jealous
Published 4/23/2008 by diva at Superficial Diva
... more famous then Lindsay) and on the internet we’ll find some sex tape with Lindsay and Sam. Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything. Source Related posts Lindsay Lohan Is Not a Lesbian (0) ...

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Get Serious
Published 4/23/2008 by Allie at Gone Hollywood
... living (”It was 430 am!!!” she offers as cryptic explanation for something), even though she’s been seen hard partying all over the place. I find it hard to believe that any celebrities use Facebook and MySpace — I mean, when do they have the time to sit at the computer like all of us hacks do? A screen shot of her “Wall” is after the jump, click “Continued” below. source: SAM’S ALL HERS [page six] (more…) Share This ...

Lindsay Lohan warns Ashley Olsen to stay away from her lesbian DJ!
Published 4/23/2008 by admin at anythinghollywood.com - celebrity news, gossips and pictures.
... ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.” - Page Six ...

Lindsay Leaves the Drama in NYC
Published 4/23/2008 by Molly at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
... raised more than a few eyebrows on Saturday night, but unfortunately that isn't where LL's drama ended. Apparently, she was spotted acting a little too possessive over Samantha Ronson. Hopefully now that's LL's back in LA her constant stream of ...

Lindsay Lohan Likes Hot Lesbian Sex
Published 5/13/2008 by cityrag at cityrag
Lindsay Lohan Likes Hot Lesbian Sex Lindsay Lohan appears to be involved in a lesbian romance with DJ Samantha Ronson. We've been taking a "so what, good for her" approach on the topic. But now she's giving Sam hickeys , woohoo!... Lindsay_lohan_lesbian We've found hickey's to be particularly common in the lesbian community, it's all that hot, out of control, passionate sex. Celebrity Lesbian Crushes Jessica & Eva Play Lesbian Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss Image via Gone-Holywood

Linday Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It [The Possible Gays]
Published 5/13/2008 by Richard at Gawker
... and the earlier "Get...away from my girlfriend" brouhaha, the freckled scarecrow hasn't really made a peep to deny. Unlike her male counterparts, like JC Chasez and Chace Crawford, who doth protest too much, it's (can't believe I'm going to say this) almost admirable that Lohan has chosen to take the high road on this one. Of course, she could just be a crazy person who doesn't have any sense of how to handle her PR and her career (this is very, very likely). Or! She's an almost-cool "eh, fuck it" lesbian-type. That would be a fun development in the mostly tired Lohan ...

Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It [The Possible Gays]
Published 5/13/2008 by Richard at Gawker
... and the earlier "Get...away from my girlfriend" brouhaha, the freckled scarecrow never really made a peep, to deny or otherwise. Unlike her male counterparts, like former boybander JC Chasez and his possible roommate/lover Chace Crawford (from Gossip Girl, natch), who doth protest too much, it's (can't believe I'm going to say this) almost admirable that Lohan has chosen to take the high road on this one. Of course, she could just be a crazy person who doesn't have any sense of how to handle her PR and her career (this is very, very likely). Or! She's an almost-cool ...

Lindsay And Nicky Party It Up!
Published 7/21/2008 by Takiyah at Love B. Scott | Splendiferously Divine!
... Lindsay Lohan was all smiles while hanging out with Samantha Ronson at the Lily Pond Nightclub for the ‘Singer22.com’ event in East Hampton Saturday night. Nicky Hilton also partied the night away in a cute black mini dress with white stitching - Lindsay and Nicky both looked super duper cute. I hope Lindsay was able to refrain herself from hollering out ‘get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a$$ away from my girlfriend’ like she did when Mary Kate Olsen said hello to Samantha several months ago . View more pictures after the jump - ...