myrealitytelevision.com - 9/3/2008
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Today it was confirmed that Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol, is pregnant and is carrying the child of an alien from the planet Neptune. This unacceptable conception could only have occurred if the girl was descended from Republican parents, and this is exacerbated by the fact that the alien is not...
Our New Alien Overlords Just Want To Help [Embrace Change] —
io9
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I Hate It When My Alien Is Overdone [How To Cook An Alien] —
io9
Just when I thought I'd seen them all, an entire website has been created on how to whip up a fabulous alien feast. While I enjoy the pure dedication of creating a site completely dedicated to preparing three-alien pizza or and roast filet of grey, I'm still a little distressed that it hasn't ...