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... • Beyonce — excuse us, "Sasha Fierce" — is becoming increasingly more annoying by the day. [Yeeeah] ...
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Here are ten of the freakiest Halloween movies which will make you scream like a little girl and sleep with the lights on. (Agent Bedhead) What in the fuck is wrong with Beyonce?! (Yeeeah!) Kendra Wilkinson and the guy with the douchiest Joker costume ever. (The Blemish) Ohshit! Fox canceled "King of the Hill." I don't know if you guys watch, but that is actually a really damn funny show. (Seriously? OMG!) Madonna and A-Rod use the Seinfeld mansion as their Bang Shack. ( ...
Flashback 2005: Gisele Bundchen Brings The Afternoon Links!
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- Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch [HollywoodTuna]
- Halloween In Vegas... Baby! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Avril Lavigne With a Tranny Joker [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Madonna And Alex Rodriguez Get Cozy [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Joe Francis slams Samantha Ronson [Celebslam]
- 5 Most Injury-Plagued Sports Stars [Complex]
- Quotes From The Botox Diaries [Dlisted]
- Say Hello to Sasha Fierce [Yeeeah!]
- Kristen Stewart is a Happy Girl [Derek Hail]
- Audrina ...
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... Carmen Electra is boring - Gabby Babble
Hilary Duff is no Angelina Jolie - Candy Kirby
Who knew Beyonce was flexible ? - Yeeeah!
Traci Bingham as a slutty cop - The Bastardly
Kim Kardashian is Wonder Woman ...
Beyonce is Batshit Insane
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... of “Not to Share”. I also believe alter-ego is another word for “being high on psychotropic drugs”, but that’s totally speculation. I suggest testing her theory by throwing a nice roundhouse kick to the face the next time she feels fierce. Any takers?
Beyonce at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards, wearing C-3PO’s hand
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... nipple shirt and videotaping yourself dancing in your dorm room didn’t end with a beating and a Texas wedgie. I personally credit my high-steppin’ version of “Fame” for paving the way for syncopated geniuses like Shane. Long live the unitard!
Watch him on Bonnie Hunt here.
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... In shocking news, it turns out — shockingly! — that Beyoncé’s much-over-hyped secret identity album I am… Sasha Fierce isn’t so fierce. It pretty much blows. Shocking! ...
Beyonce New Diva Video Sucks Something Fierce
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... called. He wants his career-ending gimmick back.
1And what’s with name “Sasha Fierce,” anyway? Was the name “Max Power” already taken? It’s a name you would love to touch… but you mustn’t touch!
In next month’s Elle magazine:
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Oh look, here’s Beyoncé performing at General Motors Place, the third stop on her Sasha Fierce tour. I still think the whole Sasha Fierce thing is dumb as hell, and I see Beyoncé is still dressing like a complete lunatic (and not at all in a delightfully cute way). However, this week is so dull that there’s a fair chance I might actually die of boredom by tomorrow afternoon, and these pictures are ever so slightly more interesting than looking at protesters of the G20 Summit. ...
Beyonce Works a Fierce Butt Bow
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... on your hips are good!”. I think she might be hiding a small village in that thing.
Performing at Bercy in Paris:
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