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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
... ScarJo has returned from her USO Tour of the Persian Gulf and was asked about the rumors that she's engaged to Ryan Reynolds. She responded, "I am engaged ... to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes." ...
Scarlett Johansson Engages Barack Obama
Anorak News —
SCARLETT Johansson has returned from her USO tour of the Persian Gulf and was asked about the rumors that she’s engaged to actor Ryan Reynolds.
Her reply: “I am engaged … to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes.”
That’s right - a white woman endorses Obama!
As they say: Barack Obama’s race problem is the white Liberals
Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend
poponthepop.com —
Scarlett Johansson says she’s “ engaged to Barack Obama “ New Kids on the Block are getting back together . Hahahahaha!! Marlon Brando’s son Christian dies Heath Ledger had a private memorial in L.A. Fred Savage and his wife are expecting a second child Cate Blanchett gives Heath Ledger a shout out
Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Do Some Shopping On Melrose
dailystab.com —
... Just after professing her love and jokingly announcing her engagement to presidential candidate Barack Obama, Scarlett Johansson hit the streets with her true man Ryan Reynolds on Friday while the two did a little shopping on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood. ...
Scarlett Johansson Dumps Obama For Some Canadian Actor [Scarlett Johansson]
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... Hey look, that mumbly blonde from the Woody Allen movies was only engaged to Barack Obama for a few months before throwing him over for, uh, that guy from The Notebook. No wait that is Ryan Gosling. Anyhow, we hope this ...
Michael Moore Dares Obama to Denounce Him
SpoutBlog —
... pundits] will tear him to shreds. He had better back away not only from me but from anyone and everyone who veers a bit too far to the left of where his advisers have told him is the sweet spot for all those red state voters.”
Remember, this is an Opposite Day list, which means the clear implication is really, “Embrace me or you deserve to lose.” Because we certainly haven’t wasted enough time talking about which candidates are in bed with which media figures, right?
Introducing President Obama
The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop —
I think it was Scarlett Johansson’s endorsement that clinched it for him.
I really do.
