Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twins

• Erin

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  Being an orphan is bad, and being a girl orphan in China even worse. But getting adopted by Britney to be substitutes for her sons is going to screw up these poor little girls for life.

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• Ginny

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  I don't believe this is real.

  Posted 11/25/2007 [reply] [flag]

• TheHype

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  INT. CHINESE ADOPTION AGENCY - MORNING

  Thomas Chang (adoption agent):
  Okay, let's see here, who's next to file an application?

  (reads the name Britney Spears out loud) 

  Thomas Chang:
  A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

  (lights the application on fire, then has lunch) 

  Posted 11/25/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Britney Spears In Talks To Adopt Chinese Twins
Published 11/25/2007 at popdirt.com
... from China in what the pals believe is a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to ex-husband Kevin Federline. In addition, the troubled pop tart has spent $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely," a source close to Britney said. "Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25!" Read more . Posted on Saturday, November 24 2007 @ 21:11:30 CST by ...

Headline Of The Week Weak
Published 11/25/2007 by Perez Hilton at Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton
“Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins!” Say it ain’t so!!!! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline! [Image via WENN.] POP shambles BRITNEY SPEARS is adopting Chinese twins, I can exclusively reveal. The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the ...

Britney to Order in Chinese ... Babies?
Published 11/25/2007 by TMZ Staff at TMZ.com
... Take this one for what it's worth: Britain's News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins. Run for the hills, the end is near! The paper says the popwreck is telling friends that "she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency." Can she even find China on a map? K-Fed and Brit are set for another round of custody talks tomorrow morning. Neither is expected to be there, but we hear part of the hearing will revolve around who gets the kids at Christmas and other holidays. If Britney loses custody of her kids, News of the World ...

Laugh Of The Day!
Published 11/25/2007 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... This is just too ridiculous for words. The News of the World claims Brit Brit Spears is adopting Chinese twins. Cue the gong! This joke just went sour. She is apparently working with an adoption agency and finalizing the adoption. The twins are said to be 6-years-old and Britney is hoping they will feel the hole left in her heart from losing her boys to KFed. ...

Britney Spears Adopting Chinese Twins?
Published 11/25/2007 by Andrea at Bitten and Bound
... This has to be the most ridiculous rumor of the week, if not the year. News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is in the final stages of adopting Chinese twins after losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James to ex hubby Kevin Federline. ...

Britney Spears adopting Chinese twins has to be false
Published 11/25/2007 by Hot Momma at Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog
... A British rag known as ‘News of the World’ is claiming that Britney Spears has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. Britney Spears is supposedly planning to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void  of losing custody of her two children temporarily to her soon-to-be ex-husband Kevin Federline. ...

New Kids on the Block?
Published 11/25/2007 at WOW Report
... OK, now people are just making shit up about Britney. Rav, the gossip guy at Britain's sketchy News of the World, is reporting that Spears is adopting six-year-old Chinese twins to fill the void left by her boys being taken from her by her ex. And that she's also arranged for her own $25,000 funeral, "because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave." It all sounds rather bogus. Spears would definitely spend more than $25,000 on her funeral. (Photo: What the twins might look like) ...

Does China Know That Britney Spears Is Attempting To Adopt Chinese Twins?
Published 11/25/2007 by harvey at A Socialite's Life
... she's laying across the bed and drunk and she forgot to put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door. And the maid comes in and she's like "I clean the room?" and Britney's like "sure, girl. You clean that room but I'm gonna jist lay here. You wanna make out?" And the maid's like "no ma'am". Britney's like "thass alright. I got cramps anyway. You got any Ho-Ho's?" And the maid's like "Ho-Ho's ma'am? No, sorry." And then Britney starts talking about how she's thinking about adopting twins from China. Which she mentions inbetween talking about how she wants a LIFESIZE ...

Britney Spears is planning for adoption and her own funeral!
Published 11/25/2007 by ann at Stupid Celebrities Gossip
... 000. The source reasoned this as being Britney’s fears for her life because of her unhealthy life style. There was a big question. If Britney died, who would take care of her adopted children? A dying person would not be adopting young dependents. This story was first reported by the source, News Of The World. Please join us in this contest. It closes on Nov. 30. Source: News Of The World Copyright 2007 Stupidcelebrities.net Celebrity Gossip News ...

Britney Spears Thinks Babies are Dogs
Published 11/26/2007 by Jebbica at Backseat Cuddler
Britney Spears seems to think that babies are like dogs, and if you lose one or two, you can just go to the store and buy some more.  News of the World is reporting that Britney is in the works of adopting six-year-old twins from China.  Has the whole world gone crazy?!  China must have gone nuts, too.  A judge takes away her kids, and she thinks that she can trade them in?  Not only that, but NOTW reports that she’s shelling out $50,000 on her own funeral because she “fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.”  I barely know what to even say regarding this. ...

No! Britney's going to adopt Chinese twins
Published 11/26/2007 by Kat Brown at thelondonblog
Just one of the terrible things about being a child is that you can't run very fast. If I were a child in China, I'd get me a jetpack or something because having had her own kids quietly moved far, far away from her, Unfitney is looking to get herself some new ones. What did China ever do to her? According to this morning's News of the World , "she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency." For the sake of children everywhere, I'm hoping these final stages are along the lines of "NO Britney, Britney DOWN." Girl's got too much money for sense, she needs to be ...

BRITNEY WANTS CHINESE TWINS, FUNERAL
Published 11/26/2007 at What Would Tyler Durden Do?
... himself in a room with his paints and stuff and then he does a bunch of heroin.  Then he wakes up a few days later and sees what he created.  I'm starting to think the London papers get their news stories the same way.  But whatever, is Britney really adopting Chinese twins and planning her own funeral?  Uh ... sure why not.  After all, this story does have some quotes that end in exclamation points, indicating excitement, and that's good enough for me.  News of the World (!) says: ...

Britney Spears is Adopting Chinese Twins? Is It April Fools?
Published 11/26/2007 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
... According to News of the World, Britney Spears has been going through the process of trying to adopt twins from China. ...

This Seems Unlikely
Published 11/26/2007 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... According to the nearly-always unreliable News of the World, Britney Spears decided to adopt Chinese twins. The tab claimed Britney is involved in “final stages of talks with an adoption agency” in China. ...

Britney Spears: Adopting Chinese Twins??? [Dirt Bag]
Published 11/26/2007 by Dodai at Jezebel
UK's News Of The World is reporting that Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins . The paper isn't the type to have stories about the Loch Ness Monster dating Big Foot, but we still can't trust this "report." Seriously. [ ...

Perhaps the Ridiculous Britney Spears Gossip Yet
Published 11/26/2007 by Free Britney at The Hollywood Gossip
... The venerable publication is claiming, with no apparent sign of a practical joke - that Britney Spears is - just wait for it and let it sink in - adopting Chinese twins. ...

Britney Spears adopting Chinese twins
Published 11/26/2007 at The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
There’s no way in hell this can be true, but supposedly Britney Spears is adopting twins from China. She feels lonely from losing custody of her own children so she decided to get new ones. On top of that, Britney also dropped roughly $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements, according to a source for News of the World: ...

Britney to adopt Chinese twins
Published 11/26/2007 by The Blemish at The Blemish
... According to Rav “Britain’s Hottest Showbiz Reporter” Singh, Britney Spears is set to adopt Chinese twins after full custody of her own two children was given to K-Fed. And she’s also planning her own funeral or something. ...

Britney Spears “Black Out” Album Drops Out?
Published 11/26/2007 by admin at Anything Hollywood
...  Meanwhile News of the World reports that Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins. Britney has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. Hmmm. Would that really compensate losing custody of her two boys though? ...

Britney Spears Adopting Chinese Twins
Published 11/26/2007 by Derek Hail at Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail
... Britney Spears, who lost custody of her own kids, is supposedly going through the process of adopting Chinese twins. In addition, Britney Spears allegedly shelled out $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. According to News of the World, ...

Britney Spears Tired of Ignoring Biological Children, Wants New, More Chinese Babies to Neglect
Published 11/26/2007 by CelebNewsWire at CelebNewsWire
... ", let us take a look and see what Her Weavishness has been up to this holiday season. It's from News of the World, so it's most definitely horseshit, but it's entertaining horseshit nonetheless: she's planning to adopt twins from China. ...

I Hope Not
Published 11/26/2007 by JohnnyFree at Bricks and Stones Gossip
... to her now. She’s doing herself no favours.” Great plan. Absolutely stellar. Adopt kids from China then off yourself and have a grand funeral and leave more children motherless. Britney Spears is so intelligent is hurts my brain to try to even comprehend it. She really should give up this entertainment crap and run for the Senate since Trent Lott will be resigning. That is obviously where she can use her “brain-power” the best. Source

Blink Monday
Published 11/26/2007 by raincoaster at Ayyyy!
Lucille Le Sueur? Celebrities’ real names revealed! (Dissfunktional) Britney is pulling a Meg Ryan (NewsOfTheWorld) Duelling bedhead: Javier Bardem vs Eli Roth (AgentBedhead) Johnny Depp looks sweet in Sweeney Todd (GothMagazineBlog) Marilyn Manson starts his holiday shopping early, gets sued (HolyMoly) Boy George’s morning-after look. Morning after arrest for being kinky and felonious, that is (TheBlemish) Pete ...

Today on the Britneywatch
Published 11/27/2007 by Christina Lang at PopEater Music Blog
... is looking to adopt twins from China. British tabloid News of the World reports that close friends of Spears are saying that the singer is "in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency." Meanwhile, despite the recent court order prohibiting Spears from driving with her children -- and lest we mention the many accidents the star has had in the past few months -- she continues to disobey standard traffic laws. Photogs following the star ...

Britney Spears' car-crash exposed
Published 8/2/2008 by Online Team at Showbiz
... star in her own telly show. The troubled singer has ordered her vast entourage to start carrying professional video cameras around to film her every move, 24/7. A source told me: "Britney's bodyguards and staff have been told not to miss a thing. "Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all." ...will she order fries with the Big Mac? Tune in next week to find out. EXTRA: Britney to adopt Chinese twins MORE: ...