Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
• It’s safe to say Sears has officially given up on trying to sell clothes. [INO]
• Ashlee Simpson’s belly seemingly grew 10 sizes overnight. [PS]
• Sienna Miller gets “digitally enhanced.” (NSFW) [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Simpson and her dog Daisy have arrived in NYC. Where is Tony Romo? Isn’t he supposed to be carrying Daisy ...
Pajiba Love 07/24/08
Pajiba —
... Get acquainted with the best abs of 1993 all over again. (FilmExperience)
Hey gals! Something else to learn from the ladies at Jezebel: embarrass yourself, your company, and womanity in general? Get promoted! I can't wait til I'm given an opportunity to humiliate Pajiba. (Jezebel)
I luuuuurve Fizzy Lizzy soda pop! (TIB)
Pffft. Sienna Miller doesn't even have enough dedication to her film roles to grow out her bush. (Yeeeah!)
The redneck version of Funny Or Die gets axed. In related news, there was a redneck ...
Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
Jude Law sports some awesome fake hair in his new Dior ad. [TB]
Nas vs. Fox News. [CS]
Sienna Miller was given “digital pubes” for her movie “Hippie Hippie Shake.” [YH]
Kelsey Grammar claimed his recent heart attack almost killed him. [WIMB]
Why did Rolling Stone put children on the cover of the magazine? [RR]
Brooke Hogan is still ...
Lindsay Lohan rep denies motorbike clash, Madonna 'ghostwrote' brother's tell-all book?
New Zealand Herald Blog - Blogger Bites Back —
... sin, it's in... Were the Brangelina twins conceived In Vitro? Just Jared Lily Allen replaces man with dog: Pacific Coast News Online Why Johnny Depp is the coolest: HR Mischa Barton = FAIL: CS Pete Doherty is in court again: CFW Sean Diddy Combs engaged? HMG Celebrities sweat too. No really (+ photos): B&B Jude Law photoshops his rug: TB Sienna Miller given digital nethers for new movie. I feel sick: YH 50 Cent sues Taco Bell: GB Aaron Eckhart will do a third Batman : FH Angelina ...
Kimberly Stewart Likes Sienna Miller’s Leftovers
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... that I think applies here. She said, “Don’t ever eat where Sienna Miller shat.” Also, “You’d be better off stubbing out a cigar in your vagina.” Remember, burns heal, but herpes is forever!
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Christina Aguilera is Naked
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... David LaChapelle photoshoot in 2004, but it’s all over the internet today, so naturally I’ll be hopping on the bandwagon. If all the cool kids are doing it, then so am I. Just like crystal meth and circle jerks. I didn’t get where I am today without selling out my sense of moral decency and individuality, you know! I think the kids today just call it “high school.”
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Kate Moss Nude in Interview Magazine
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... and “A Gnome Named Gnorm.” Sister Christian, oh the time has come! Just wake me when it’s all over.
NSFW unless you work in a strip club:
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S.S. Carol Alt Does the November Issue of Playboy
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... it aims to dispel the long-held myth that all women are blonde and die shortly after their 22nd birthday. That Carol Alt is some kind of pioneer, I tell ya. It’s one bare beaver for men; one giant leap for womankind!
In Italian Vanity Fair last year:
Backstage at the Joanna Mastroianni last month:
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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... pills, at that! I was figuring something a little more Hollywood, like Adderall and Hepatitis C, but I guess NFL-endorsed supplements work, too. Provided there’s not already an old woman speaking in riddles and in need of a cow wandering around downtown Los Angeles.
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Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis in Equus Video
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... You could probably build something more impressive with the stem of a mushroom or a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Thanks to OMG Blog for the SUPER-DUPER NSFW video after the jump.
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