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X Factor: John & Edward Perform Live Duet With Miming Britney Spears
Anorak News —
X FACTOR Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance looks at X Factor in the news: Louis Walsh mocks Cheryl Cole’s singing, Simon Cowell vows to spend more time in the sun, and John & Edward do Britney Spears too well.
Daily Mirror (front page): “YOU’RE TWIN FREAKS – Cowell savage John & Ed”
Savages? He’d never risk his teeth.
“This X Factor is the hardest one to call,” he says, still reeling from Danyl deffo-not-a-bully-deffo-still-would Johnson being in the bottom two last weekend. “The twins ...
Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina! [Gossip]
Gawker —
... for lightning to strike Britain. [ Us Weekly ] Bai Ling decided it was a good idea to sleep naked next to a cheetah. Cheetah thought this was some kind of poor man's feast provided by the human race and didn't want to offend local custom so he tried to take a delicate nibble of Bai Ling's nibbly bits. Bai Ling is A) Freaked out. B) Safe. C) A Moron. [ Dlisted ] Simon Cowell must have a curse placed on him to be followed by hair-obsessed young men everywhere he goes. [ Mirror ] Brooke Shields went to a store and an employee asked her if she wanted any help. ...







