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There's A Frozen Peen In The Sky!
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round. This story about a bitch caught with his ski pants down comes to us from Vail, Colorado . The dude froze his ass off this past Friday when he was riding on a chairlift at a resort with his kid. The Smoking Gun says the lift's seat wasn't lowered, so the skier fell through a gap in the chair. Luckily for the dude, his ski got caught in the lift, saving him from falling into the snow. Actually, maybe it would have been less embarrassing for him if he fell and broke ...
Unidentified Man Stuck in Lift at Colorado's Ritzy Vail Resort
The Hinterland Gazette —
... According to the Smoking Gun, In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Friday morning. The January 2 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that ...
Naked Alone and Cold
YesButNoButYes Stories —
... Skiers should be wary of broken bones, random bear attacks, and where they're going to get tacos after a long day on the slopes. So when something else entirely happens, it makes me wonder if we're worrying about the right things. Never have I thought there was a chance I could be hanging upside down, pantless, from a chairlift. Such was the case for an unlucky skier at Vail this past weekend. According to the Smoking Gun: ...
This Is The Exact Reason I Don’t Ever Go Skiing.
Best Week Ever —
... Alright, so it's like one pixel, and may be a tiny woodland creature on the mountain behind him instead of a penis, but I didn't want anyone losing their jobs in this rough economy for getting caught looking at a picture that is NSFW by one nanometer. I'm charitable like that.
(Smoking Gun, via ...
Vail Skier Dangles Pants-less from Lift (PHOTOS)
Right Celebrity —
... In an embarrassing and scary way to start the year, a man almost fell off a ski lift in Vail, Colorado. The 48 year old man was vacationing with his son, and they boarded the high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin. The chair has a fold down seat, which apparently was not in the correct position when the pair boarded. This caused the man to fall through the gap that resulted. Luckily, the man’s right ski didn’t fall through with him (and his boot never released from its binding), which kept him from falling to the mountain below. Unfortunately, ...
Watch how you dress on ski lifts!
Smart Sexy Rich & Crazy!......SSRAC.com —
... upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair’s botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair. [image] CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE IMAGES [image] source
Pantsless In Colorado!
Commentary - The Post Chronicle —
... from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched 10:30 AM boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair. (3 pages" Moral of the story: Even dirty underwear come in handy during an emergency! Reference (1) John W. Lillpop is an independent columnist
Trust Us When We Tell You You Want To Watch Terry Bradshaw On Last Night's 'Leno' [Short Ends]
Defamer —
[image] Remember that humiliating night when you had wayyyy too much to drink, and you started speaking in tongues, thinking every slurred, nonsensical sentiment was completely hilarious? Neither does Terry Bradshaw. (That said, he kind of starts to win us over somewhere around the Jay-bashing halfway mark, which we'll attribute to our own anti-Jay bias, or the fact that we're drunk, too.) We're guessing this poor dude dangling from a Vail chairlift with his pants down and his pecker hanging out really wishes he could put it all behind him something that might take a little ...
The Dangers of Skiing
Evil Beet Gossip —
... chair. The images on page four and five were taken by Marty Odom (who can be reached at martyodm@gmail.com if you’re interested in licensing the photos). In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being “suspended for approximately seven minutes.” The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that “the man was caught on the chair.”
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of skier left dangling butt-naked on lift
lancerlord —
Man left dangling upside down, pantsless after Vail lift mishap: The Smoking Gun (thesmokinggun.com) reported that a skier was left dangling upside down and butt naked from a chairlift at the Colorado's ritzy Vail resort. ...
Man Bare Ass On Chair Lift - That Must Be Cold!
Celebrity Dirty Laundry —
... boarded a high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift’s fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. Good news he is okay and can’t you just see a large law suit in the guture of the resort? More Pictures at the Smoking Gun ...
Chairlift Accident...
The Press Play Show —
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Man v ski lift: who you got?
Anorak News —
THE week’s best story involved a malicious ski lift and a very, VERY embarrassed skier…
From The Smoking Gun:
“In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado’s ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning.
The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin. It ...
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 8 January 2009
Hecklerspray —
... in ‘obvious latent homosexuality’ shock - Mensfitness
7 - Want to make a car than runs on rubbish? OK! - Instructables
6 - New movies that nobody could give a flying tit about - Cinemablend
5 - Paris Hilton talks. In sentences. We know - Popsugar
4 - Visual evidence of why skiing is for dimwits - TSG
3 - All the seasons of 24 in less than 24 ...
