Snap Judgment: George Clooney Steps Out With Purple "Liberator" Sex Ramp

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Just Another Day with George Clooney and His Purple Liberator Sex Ramp
Published 10/5/2007 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
... instead. So sorry NOT! Ha! Have fun with your rabbit, dear. That s the cruelest thing anyone s done to me since my college roommate ate my Ben & Jerry s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Frozen Yogurt and left me the empty container, which I discovered during an all-nighter when I had nothing else to eat except packets of Sweet N Low. Nothing cuts me to the core like empty sex promises and empty food containers. I do not even WANT to know why you had to bleach part of the ramp, Clooney. Okay why did you have to bleach it? Damn! I m so weak. For those who are (sadly) unaware of the benefits of a Purple Liberator Sex Ramp, click on the thumbnails below. They should give you a good idea. And a hearty thanks to fellow stalker Holy Roller, Librarian Kathleen, for the tip . Tags: ...

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George Clooney with a sex ramp… on the set of his new film
Published 10/5/2007 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
... Everyone is all atwitter that George Clooney was seen carrying a “sex ramp,” and he definitely was. It’s called ...