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omgblog.com - 10/14/2009

OMG, How "Enhancing": Body jeans by Calvin Klein

— omgblog.com — Great news for everyone in need of a little help down there : Calvin Klein is now selling special rocket-enhancing jeans for men! The new Body jeans by Calvin Klein, which retail for $79.50, promise a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." Well that could mean anything! Hint: it ... OMG, How "Enhancing": Body jeans by Calvin Klein

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tmz.com - 10/9/2009

Dr. Klein Draws Huge Crowds ... With Booze

— tmz.com — Filed under: Michael Jackson , Exclusives We're guessing it wasn't the horribly tacky Windows 95 poster that enticed people to Arnie Klein's lecture last Saturday -- it was probably the free food and open bar, courtesy of Klein's fat wallet ... but ... Dr. Klein Draws Huge Crowds ... With Booze

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OMG, How "Enhancing": Body jeans by Calvin Klein
!! omg blog !! — Great news for everyone in need of a little help down there: Calvin Klein is now selling special rocket-enhancing jeans for men! The new Body jeans by Calvin Klein, which retail for $79.50, promise a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." Well that could mean anything! Hint: it means the crotch is padded. According to the New York Observer's Michael Miller, the jeans feature A dark wash, with wrinkles around the pockets, leading right to the crotch, an extra layer of fabric around ...

Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk [Style File]
Jezebel — [image] The New York Observer 's Michael Miller checked out the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans , which have a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." In other words: A padded fly. Bustles, corsets, Wonderbras, that padded-booty underwear from Frederick's Of Hollywood women have been dealing with figure-enhancing apparel for centuries. But the codpiece has come (heh) and gone. So it's interesting that Calvin Klein is trying to appeal to a man's vanity or insecurity when that's usually territory marketers use on women. Sometimes stuff like ...

Calvin Klein Wants To Enhance Your Package
Tasty Booze — ... been stuffing down your whitey-tighties since the 9th grade can finally be retired. Calvin Klein has released a new line of jeans titled Body that have an extra layer of denim added to the fly region to enhance your bulge. I think it’s about time. Now you can trick and eventually disappoint the drunk girls at the bar just like they’ve been tricking/disappointing you with push-up bras for years.   via The New York Observer ...

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Giving New Meaning To “Bachelor Pad”
The Frisky — ... and a variety of other undergarments that create the illusion of a body blessed by God and exercised to perfection. So, I guess it’s a little sexist of me to suggest men leave the smoke and mirrors to us ... but that’s just the way I feel. I’m not alone here, right? I mean, do you guys agree with me? It’s just ... it’s weird to think of a man wearing padded jeans. Like, what is he trying to hide in there, anyway? Or, not hide in there, as the case may be. [via Buzzfeed and The Observer ]

False Advertising: The Padded Crotch
College Candy — ... gives my boobs an extra couple of inches of sexy, but it creates the perfect cleavage to enhance my ultra low cut tops. Without it, I’d look like a boy in a cami. With really great hair. I realize that wearing it can be considered false advertising being that my boobs shrink a few sizes the moment it comes off, but I don’t care. That bra makes me look and feel sexy and I’d be lost (at least my chest would be) without it. Well, watch out girls, because thanks to Calvin Klein, guys, too, could be packing less heat than meets the eye. Mr. ...