webstersismybitch.com - 6/24/2009
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Paris Hilton has undergone cosmetic surgery to have both her legs and vagina replaced by this mermaid tail. Oh, just kidding. Paris Hilton would never get rid of her vagina. The get-up is actually part of the ad campaign for one of her stanky perfumes, "Siren." “Siren is all about being ...
theblemish.com - 6/22/2009
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theblemish.com —
Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin
Paris Hilton made out with last week has been
put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris ...
Poor dolphin
justjared.buzznet.com - 6/22/2009
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justjared.buzznet.com —
Paris Hilton slips into a sparkly gold mermaid
costume in the ad campaign for her newest scent,
called Siren . “ Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid,” Paris explains. “What girl doesn’t want ...
Paris Hilton is The Little Mermaid
seriouslyomg.com - 6/23/2009
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seriouslyomg.com —
People Paris Hilton riding a poor innocent camel
has Caption Me written all over it, so go
ahead and do it.
Caption Paris Hilton!
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Paris Hilton as a mermaid. [WIMB]
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