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The month of July is all about mammals getting together, sucking chichis and drinking milk. First there was the pussy and the red panda. Now here's the golden retriever and the tiger cubs. See! Pussies and doggies can get along. The tiger cubs were born Sunday at a zoo in Kansas, but their skank of a mommy immediately turned her slutty back on her own pussies. This is what happened to the ...
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Pajiba Love 07/31/08
Pajiba — Pajiba Love OH. EM. GEE. A golden retriever nurses a litter of tiger cubs. Seriously, have you ever seen anything so adorable in your life? (DListed) OK, and now that I buttered you up with the adorable creatures: what in the fucking fuck is this thing?! (Gawker) What's more wrong here: Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend wearing a shirt out in public with explicit wieners all over it? (WIMB) Or Bill Belichick starring in a sex tape? (WIMB) Seth Rogen almost got kicked out of a Comic Con party for smoking pot! (Celebslam) John ...

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