Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon [Gross Things That Happen To Your Body]

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“Dude, if you managed to get pregnant with a super absorbency tampon stuck inside you the whole time, you have to have it, I don’t care.”
Published 5/8/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
... . If you guys think I’m brutally honest about my personal life, well, I’ve got absolutely nothing on some of these writers at Jezebel. This is pretty fucking hilarious (and disgusting) tampon story. I just had to link to it, mostly because I was like “I cannot believe she posted that on the Internet under her real name. Amazing.” I actually have an even better tampon story. My girlfriends will happily attest to the fact that I have the absolute most hilarious, most disgusting tampon story in the history of the world. But I’m not telling it. :) This entry was posted on ...

The Tampon Story
Published 5/8/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
Okay, you’re right, I’m totally telling my tampon story. Because it’s the funniest story ever, and I was inspired by Moe over at Jezebel so fearlessly telling her tampon story. The story is after the jump. Please note: if you are my grandfather or father, do not jump in. Please . Alright. So I’m 16 years old, and I have this boyfriend who is very sweet and remains one of my dearest friends to this day. We’ll call him Josh for now, although that is not his name, but he will die if I say his name here, and plenty of people who know him will figure out that this is him anyway ...

Pajiba Love 05/08/08
Published 5/8/2008 at Pajiba
... Sometimes when I post links to stuff like this, I think back to the days when Pajiba used to be a boys club; then I giggle to myself and post it anyway. So here are some hilarious tampon stories. (Jezebel) and ( ...

Keith Gessen Is The Internet
Published 6/13/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
The race to the bottom of the too-cool-for-school intellectual barrel has been terribly exciting this week. For those not tracking the ins and outs of New York "intellectual culture," which isn't particularly either, a panel took place this week at The Kitchen, during which members of n+1 discussed "The Internet" with Moe Tkacik , who represents (a little early!) the fourth wave of confessional feminism . This was tied to a catfight that somehow ...

Elizabeth Spiers To Probe The Suburban Female Psyche [Media]
Published 10/23/2008 by Hamilton Nolan at Gawker
... [UPDATE: Jezebel leg-breaker-in-chief Anna confirms: "I will cut and field dress a bitch. U CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT." She then adds, about Spiers, "(i like her)." Then she challenges Spiers to get "edgier" than Jezebel's "10 Days in the life of a Tampon" story, at which point I got sick.] ...

Elizabeth Spiers Is Not Taking On Jezebel [Media]
Published 10/23/2008 by Hamilton Nolan at Gawker
... [UPDATE: Jezebel leg-breaker-in-chief Anna confirms: "I will cut and field dress a bitch. U CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT." She then adds, about Spiers, "(i like her)." Then she challenges Spiers to get "edgier" than Jezebel's "10 Days in the life of a Tampon" story, at which point I got sick.] ...