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MORNING NEWS
Published 4/17/2008 by LaShonda at The E-Biz
... When $37 seems exorbitant for a dress, you know you’ve got problems! MTV "reality" star Heidi Montag's new clothing line " Heidiwood " is so bad even a hooker wouldn't wear it! Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? This does not count as an inseam, people! If radical Muslims judge a book by its cover, there could be trouble next week when " Why We Left Islam: Former Muslims Speak Out " hits shelves. WND Books has emblazoned a picture of the prophet Muhammed torn in half across the front of the book, written by British ...

Surprisingly, Heidi Montag's Clothing Line is Unwearable [Fashions]
Published 4/17/2008 by Richard at Gawker
... The Fug Girls from New York's The Cut blog went and tried on some Heidiwood clothes recently, and found the experience unpleasant. The cheapo clothing line, "designed" by Hills star ...

Don't Quit Your Day Job, Heidi
Published 4/17/2008 by Whitney at Mollygood
... Someone was actually brave enough to try on the new Heidiwood collection, and the reviews were as terrible as we imagined: “Heidiwood [is] the equivalent of having once typed up a recipe and auditioning for Top Chef.” And there’s more: ...

Heidi Montag's fashion line is called bad, flimsy and rash inducing!
Published 4/17/2008 by Geno at Geno's World
... At least she has her fantastic singing career to fall back on.............hehe New York Magazine: .....It was bad. So bad. To Montag's credit, she trumpets Heidiwood's prices of $10 to $60 for ...

The “Fug Girls” Review Heidi Montag’s Heidiwood
Published 4/17/2008 by admin at Bricks and Stones Gossip
The Fug Girls gave Heidi Montag’s new clothing line a review. It wasn’t good but what did you expect? It was bad. So bad. To Montag’s credit, she trumpets Heidiwood’s prices of $10 to $60 for any given item — compared to the triple-digit tags on L.C.’s line, that’s a sure sign that she at least she understands her demographic. And yet everything we saw still gave us sticker shock. Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? Sure, that’s a steal ...

Heidi Montag Wants Butt Implants
Published 4/17/2008 by Just Jared at Just Jared
... on in the year, Heidi showed off a new pair of lips. But she’s not done yet, according to Life & Style. Ms. Montag is considering getting a new pair of Hills. She’s considering butt implants! Watch the report about Heidi’s asspirations at on E! News. And for a review of Heidi’s new fashion line, check out NYMag.com. Says the mag, “It’s bad. So bad.” ...

Ripping Her A New One!
Published 4/18/2008 by Perez Hilton at Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton
... New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag's new Heidiwood line for Anchor Blue, and it's not pretty! ...

Heidi Montag’s new Heidiwood collection reviewed
Published 4/18/2008 by Hot Momma at Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog
... New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag’s new Heidiwood collection for Anchor Blue, and lets just say they weren’t overly impressed! The good news is that if you decide to shop for her clothes you are pretty much guaranteed to have the store to yourself because even the sales clerks were surprised to see the reviewers looking at Heidi’s clothes. ...

Quotables
Published 4/18/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
... butt-cleavage-baring skirt with a backless teal top that’s baggy in the bust and tight at the gut — perfect if you haven’t eaten pasta in ten years and have ginormous implants (sound familiar?). The stuff was the complete opposite of flattering. We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would’ve appeared, guitars in hand. The girls from Go Fug Yourself, discussing their experience with Heidi Montag’s fashion line in NY Mag . Ack! Those shorts! I feel fat just looking at them. Like, I don’t even know if my ...

HEIDIWOOD SUCKS
Published 4/18/2008 at What Would Tyler Durden Do?
New York magazine actually took the time, for some reason, to try on and write a review of Heidi Montags clothing line, and put down your coffee and brace yourself, because apparently it sucks.  Oh, I know, I was surprised too. ...

Heidi Montag’s Heidiwood is Trashy & Slutty
Published 4/18/2008 by confessing7girl at 7Confessions
... Source Read More: Spencer Pratt Hilarious Quotes of the Day Heidi Montag Brand New Lips, She’s Loving ...

Rash Courtesy of Heidiwood
Published 4/18/2008 by FListed Says: at F-Listed
“If you haven’t eaten pasta in ten years and have ginormous implants” then Heidi Montag’s clothing line, Heidiwood, is right for you. Via New York Magazine: It was bad. So bad. To Montag’s credit, she trumpets Heidiwood’s prices of $10 to $60 for any given item — compared to the triple-digit tags on L.C.’s line, that’s a sure sign that she at least she understands her demographic. Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 ...

NYFug.com
Published 4/24/2008 by Jessica at GoFugYourself
... — but at least she studies fashion; when Heidi attended FIT (tellingly, for a day, before quitting), it was to learn about PR, making Heidiwood the equivalent of having once typed up a recipe and auditioning for Top Chef . Naturally, we had to investigate — the kind of up-close and terrifying recon that can only come from trying Heidi’s wares on our brave, implant-free selves."Learn exactly how bad it was here . You guys, we're talking one-inch inseams. FOR REAL. Posted by Jessica at 08:41 AM in ...

Heidi Montag’s new song “Fashion” is just like her clothing line - awful
Published 6/23/2008 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
... Heidi Montag has her own clothing line, and it’s just as bad as the song of the same name. The Fug Girls reviewed her clothing, and they said that even at prices under $40 it was priced way too high. There just wasn’t enough fabric or style to go around. ...

Heidi Promotes at Kitson
Published 7/27/2008 at Splash News Online
... Oh yes. . . it's time for Heidi Montag's (and I quote) "flimsy, panty-line-molesting" pieces, since she was seen on a promotional whirlwind at Kitson with her sans-flesh-beard boyfriend. It's a good things, too, since a ...

Delusional Douches
Published 7/29/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... they are undecided on where to settle, she says they’re shopping for a pad in the neighborhood of $15 million. She admits the price is “a little bit expensive, but we want to get one house where we want to stay and build a family in.” $15 million, huh? Let’s go over this couple’s assets: A reality show on MTV, which they are not even the primary focus of. A failed music career. A failed clothing line. Keep in mind, Britney Spears is also moving out of LA (and probably ...